finch-bewitched

[finch-bewitched]

OH WOOOOOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

#REBLOG

[finch-bewitched]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET! THIS BLOG HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY NONE OTHER THAN THE (SOON TO BE) RENOUNED MENACE OF THE WEB!

(For those of you fretting your worried little heads right now, firstly, awwwwwwww you care, secondly, it's unfiction! Come into my playroom, these toys are meant to be shared.)

MY NAME IS BEXPY AND THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW UNDER MY CONTROL! SEE, I'VE GOT BIG PLANS FOR THE FUTURE AND THIS... IDK, IS THIS A HUMAN? A SALAMANDER? I THINK THEY'RE A PERSON. FOUND 'EM IN THE VOID AND BEGGERS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, SO EITHER WAY, THEY'RE MY NEW VESSEL!

I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ACCESSING THEIR ACCOUNTS AND SLAPPING A NEW COAT OF PAINT ON 'EM. FUNNY ENOUGH, MOST OF THEM ARE BLANK! MIGHT AS WELL, RIGHT?

ANYHOW, I'VE GOTTA RUN, BUT STICK AROUND, WOULDJA! I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS I GO. LET'S SEE WHAT MISCHIEF WE CAN GET UP TO!

~B. >.)

#unfiction #first post #let's do this thing #might be slow going #might have bursts #kinda excited ngl #BEXPY #status update #system rebooting