“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!
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wowzers! the harvest is plentiful, maybe even bountiful this harvest season! yippee!
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i have contracted mug mania
now i am become mug maniac, drinker of root beer
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I was trying to make a destiel breaking news meme about trump’s mugshot, but I fell asleep mid sentence
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