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Oooh requests!! I would love to see you do my girl Myrrh :3

Myrrh!

[ thank you for the request! ]

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I'm gonna pass out

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from Valentine Roulette I'm doing on twitter-eeerr X

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also from last year but i decided to make a seperate post because they r too funny lol

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i think a lot about how people within the arknights world think about things like horns, ears, and tails as body parts.

we know beeswax's whole thing where she has model-beautiful horns and a bunch of horn care products and gives other operators horn care tips.

it's treated like hair, right? like she has a hair care hobby? and good for her and all that.

right? right.

okay, but tails.

the thick tail/thin tail factions in acahualla are in the same vein as people talking about what kind of butt is best, right? people talk about tails like they talk about someone's thighs or butt?

right? we agree on that?

so tomimi's prodigious tail would be seen by people on terra as like. equivalent to her having a ludicrously big ass? yes? like that's what we're supposed to take home from her up-from-behind E2 art?

do you think people on the landship talk about her with the same kind of hushed awe as, say, utage?

"i swear to god it's true, there's a 4'7" archosaurian girl who's no less than 50% tail walking around rhodes island, you've gotta believe me" is a phrase that has definitely been spoken by at least one short-term oripathy patient upon returning to their community, right? like we can agree on this?

imagine with me if u will. a hobby artist on Rhodes Island--perhaps, for example, known terminally online loser and partially closeted 2chan poster kirara--on her tablet designing a ditzy, clumsy OC who, oops! just can't stop knocking things over with her big, fat tail! and then posting it to her pixiv account, getting clowned on by people on the intercity net for drawing exaggerated unrealistic female bodies, and making a bunch of vagueposts on twitter about how riajuu can't appreciate an otaku's understanding of true beauty, only to step outside her room for the first time that week so she can go to medical for a routine oripathy checkup where she witnesses doctor gavial's goth yandere shortstack childhood friend knock a bunch of expensive equipment off a table and get spanked repeatedly on her IRL hyper tail, and then she immediately starts crying tears of blood.

#arknights #god i will never play this game but the posts here is like a bat to the head

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in case anyone missed what was going down on the abandoned arknights fandom wiki tonight -

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wip :]

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Theresa was said to be so beloved to the Sarkaz that her showing up during battle was oftentimes enough to make the opposition to straight up drop their weapons and stop fighting, not out of fear, but out of sheer adoration for her.

What I believe that looked like was that Theresa would show up and do this:

and all of the other Sarkaz would tear up, drop their weapons, and murmur "Respect Theresa fun pics..." while clapping and embracing each other. Amiya has yet to master the Peace Maneuver, and it'll be her final challenge before she can truly become the Lord of Fiends.

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Good Lord these bitches gay

#arknights #sanaol naman

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oldie from last year

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I’ve been thinking for a while about putting together an “Arknights rawest line” bracket but I think there’s maybe no point because now there is the line “May my bullet forgive what my heart cannot” and there’s no point running any contest when there is an obvious winner

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Arturia's Arts make away with one's inhibitions, making it so those affected will follow their dreams and desires in full. This is why some people practically commit suicide -- directly or by simply doing something that means courting certain death -- which is why she's a wanted criminal (and she also has masterful enough dominion of Arts to generate barriers that can tank Executor's shots, so assassinating her is also difficult), but it's also why some of her crimes, as listed in the official Arknights Twitter, are also really funny, such as my personal favorite, where she played for a sanatorium and retirement home of old Laterano paratroopers, which made them want to collectively desire one last flight, resulting in them tying an absolute assload of balloons to the sanatorium and making it fly Up style while they cheered and hollered.

Realistically, all she did was play for them, and then they did All Of That. In my heart of hearts, though, she was there inflating balloons with an old ass hand pump, working a big ol' sweat with her twig-like physique, manure-feasting grin on her face, the "driving home... PENIS >:)" kinda smirk, thinking to herself "oooh they are going to fulfill their innermost desires SO bad... God my bones hurt but it's going to piss off the government sooooo much heeheehoohoo >:)))))"

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walking into my rhodes island office, hanging up my coat, pushing W and Ines off my desk, wiping off the blood, and opening a message from Kal that says 'kill yourself' and then is followed by 'ignore that last message'. I nod thoughtfully and ignore that last message. I take a sip of my coffee. It's Muelsyse. I spit her out into the sink. I open the cabinet and get a new mug. Ho'olheyak is in the cabinet. I sit down at my desk and respond affirmatively to the email from Platnium asking me if Gravel has been bothering me. (This gets them into a subtext filled deathmatch, which is enrichment in their enclosure.) I respond to Amiya's last cute text emoji with a ':P', which she likes within 10 seconds. I clock out. I get a beer with Hoederer and Pallas. They get into a poetry battle in 3 different languages. 5 minutes of downtime. 6 hours of brooding on the landship considering the burden of the world (in the rain.) Amiya shows up with an umbrella eventually. She asks me how my day was. I say: good.

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#not mispelled but mistaken for other similar-sounding names #random #its so bad to the point theres an inside joke between me and my coworker that my first name is also my last name because at least #it wont get mixed up into something else

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Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.

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