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fishdonor · 23 days
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this video i found on pinterest kicks ass
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fishdonor · 25 days
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they are swimming around ur blog
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fishdonor · 25 days
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fishdonor · 26 days
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WORK HARD PARTY HARDER
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fishdonor · 28 days
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Wet bug type beast.
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fishdonor · 28 days
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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fishdonor · 1 month
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New favorite delightful freak discovered
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fishdonor · 1 month
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god i love the blue catfish so much. kind of a terrifying superpredator honestly. they like living in muddy water so their eyesight is dogshit, but they've got these huge barbels around their face to feel around, and their whole body is covered in almost two hundred thousand tastebuds to figure out exactly where their prey is, and they've got a special adipose fin to be extra tuned-in to water currents/pressure, and they have super keen senses of hearing at really low AND high frequencies, and they ALSO have a deeply forked tail to decrease drag so they can just cruise around and gulp down literally whatever they want, including other catfish, even in like zero-visibility water where every other animal is basically blind. and they get so fucking stupid huge with this technique that nothing can grab them because they're as big as a person. and if an eagle or something does grab one before it's gotten big enough to be eagle-proof, the catfish has fucking POISON KNIVES on its fins to not only stab things but also envenomate them in the process
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you may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like
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fishdonor · 1 month
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i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california
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these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol
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fishdonor · 2 months
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fishdonor · 2 months
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Hello I am a human and not a fish in a fish bowl.
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