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I work with poison in my new job. When I get home, I have to clean myself before touching anything.

There’s a neighborhood cat who I had previously befriended who does not understand this new reality and is upset that I no longer give her petswhen I get back from work.

Like, I’m sorry cat, you could get sick or even die if I touch you.

#cat #pest control

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I’ve been having a rough go lately, but today I scratched a dog’s chin and he closed his eyes and rested his head on my hand, so things are looking up.

#dog #doggo

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#tw gaslighting #repressed memories

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#cptsd life #repressed memories #family trauma #tw gaslighting

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Don’t assume malice. Assume ignorance. Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find. 

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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Oh okay so it's good then

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ID in alt

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Aziraphale in season 3 when he needs someone to help him raise Jesus 2 and Crowley's already out bachelor padding it in Tadfield

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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

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choose your fighter

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself