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Computer: Enter a new password.

Nick: [types in “Cole”]

Computer: Password is too short.

Nick, sighing: I know.

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Jamie: oh, you are already falling in love with me.

Trevor: im gonna make you wish you were dead.

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Sean: What’s your favorite color?

Matthew: Johnny.

Sean:

Matthew:

Matthew:

Matthew: Wait, what was the question?

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Tyler Seguin: How much do you love me?

Jamie Benn: Immensely. I’d move mountains for you, baby.

Tyler: Can you go buy some milk?

Jamie: Let’s not get crazy.

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Dylan Strome: Hey Mitch, those clothes look really great on you!

Mitch: Oh, thank you-

Dylan: But you know where they’d look better? Connor’s bedroom floor.

Connor: Dylan what the fuck

Dylan, innocently: If you’re not gonna ask him out, I’ll always be happy to.

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Nolan: *calls Travis by his real name*

Travis:

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Brad Marchand: Bergy, do you think I’m smart?

Patrice: Oh, is that what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna fight?

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Nicklas Backstrom, reading Wikipedia out loud: Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live…

Alex Ovechkin: *frantically boiling spaghetti water*

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Mitch: You’re totally jealous of Auston.

Connor: I’m not jealous, I just feel weird when he talks to you.

Mitch: That’s jealousy, hun.

Connor: I’m not jealous, I’m WEIRD!

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a renaissance painting.

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*shopping for furniture*

Pat: What about this chair?

Jonathan: That’s patio furniture.

Pat: So what? It’s not like people are gonna come inside and think, “Uh-oh, I’m outside again.”

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Johnny: [climbing the counter to reach something]

Johnny: parkour

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Tuukka: Brad is such a fucking asshole.

Bergy: You know there are other people out there who don’t like Marchy. You’re not that special.

Tuukka: Who?

Bergy: Who what?

Tuukka: Who doesn’t like Marchy?

Tuukka: I want names.

Marchy, walking in the door: I have a list of every single person who despises me. It goes on for about 300 pages.

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Matthew: Has anyone tried making edibles without weed? Like virgin edibles or something?

Johnny: ....you mean fucking food?

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alex: must be hard not being able to laugh.

jonathan: i do have a sense of humor you know.

alex: ive never heard you laugh before.

jonathan: ive never heard you say anything funny.

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