*obsesses over underdeveloped characters* if your writers won’t love you, I will.
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Send me "flashback" for a glimpse into my muses past
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"I wonder if you CARE of the way your treated your children......"
“Care?
Of course I care- they are family. But they are also sworn to AKU as I am. As I live for him, so too do they. They must become extensions of him and be able to do what he would wish of them.
Everything I do, I do to ensure everything they do is for him.”
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If you are indeed a servant of Aku, why have you not traveled to his citadel and offered proper tribute like the rest of his vassals?
“Do you sincerely believe Aku requires such things of those who are truly devoted to him? He hears us. He shows no displeasure at what we do. I shall continue worshiping him here until he is in need of my presence. Besides, ever since my daughters were born, I have devoted every waking moment of my life that I possibly could to their training. I cannot afford to leave- NONE of us can. We must remain here so they can be ready to offer Aku the greatest tribute of all...
the samurai’s blood.”
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Robot:
‘ WHAT?? no, that’s my PHONE, my eyes only babe. ‘
he SHIELDS the pink device to his chest, as if protecting
a CHILD from the woman. CULTISTS, man couldn’t live with em.
She took in a slow, measured breath. It figured that a ROBOT would be so quick to test her patience like this.
“Whatever connection you have with Aku, it surely CANNOT compare to what we share. Once I no longer need it, you may have your PHONE back. But I will tell him of how his daughters’ training progresses.” The outstretched hand almost imperceptibly moves closer. “And I will NOT be polite if you make me ask again.”
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*arrives 15 minutes late to the samurai losing his sword w/ starbucks*
@onibred
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scuze me binch
aanjelik:
I gotta get revenge n expose vipr for exposing me so here’s proof of ak.u’s addiction to thiccness™
that’s all.
@onibred care 2 comment????? 👀
just don’t tell my wife
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Sorry I have been so inactive. ^^; I got a few episodes behind on SJ and have to binge it now. Doing so right at this moment.
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“...Is that so? You mean to tell me you can use that to speak to AKU?”
She silently considers the robot for a moment, mulling over her options. If he knew Aku, destroying him and taking it without a second thought may not be agreeable to him. She instead brings her hand up slowly, palm-up, toward him.
“...Give it to me.”
( @fordarkestfavor )
‘ Kill the samurai?? i have Aku on SPEED- DIAL, babe ! ‘
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my current dilemma tbh
me: tfw your ship is too intense
me: and you’re like,,,,‘what if they did bang 8l’
me: and the other half of me is like 'no bruh you gotta resist’
me: I HATE TH I s
friend: same
me: akfalsdjflkasjdfy OU ’RE NOT he lping
friend: I’m not trying too
me: kkjashfjahsdflkJSFLKASF
me: i CAN’T SEE AKU DOING IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I’M LIKE
me: 'gdi just let them bang’
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quick doodle / @fordarkestfavor
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Samurai Jack- Episode XCVIII
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Yo you guys should block the “samurai jack spoilers” tag if you’re following me since stuff’s about to happen
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FOUND iT
WATCHING NOW
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oh boy sure glad adult swim wasn’t streaming the episode :>
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wow le sudden decent quality content after for so long
Probably gonna move blogs after I post this one :O
(Kinda) A tribute to Samurai Jack season 5 :DD
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me: oh my gosh I loved this episode I so want to have nice interactions with Jacks and Ashis I love them both so-
muse: *muttering something about making the possibility of making her children spar on a field of caltrops*
me: .............
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