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[forgeofthenine]

🪷 - (NSFT) alright! recently i had the apartment to myself for 24+ hrs so i thought i might as well try to bang out as many orgasms as i could. througout the whole venture i was having a great time reading the rolan portion of your fics… too wonderful of a time. on orgasm #4 i got clunsy and snapped a dildo from riding too vigorously. poor tiefling, i was imagining it was him, but good for him it wasn’t : ( rip in peace rolan’s schlong. he shall never recover 💔

I'm so sorry for letting this rot in my inbox for so long lotus anon!

Honestly, I can imagine Rolans horrified face if he ever heard this, the poor thing! I can't imagine how hard it must be to snap a dildo but I hope it was an enjoyable time nonetheless lmao

Also, is it weird to feel oddly complimented that people enjoy my writing enough to get off to it? As an avid smut enjoyer, I'm a little proud tbh

#bri rambles #bri answers #bg3 smut #lotus anon

[forgeofthenine]

Who is Zevlor a paladin of? I know he said “Ilmater’s ashes” as an “omg” moment. Do you think that’s who he serves?

You know, I don't know much about DND deities but Ilmater being Zevlors chosen god fits him so well thematically. This broken, destitute paladin forced to flee his home and serving the god of martyrdom and perseverance. Even if it's not canon, it's definitely my headcanon now Anon.

#bri rambles #bri answers #bg3 #bg3 zevlor

[forgeofthenine]

How do the bachelors react to insects and spiders? I mean sure, they'd probably be able to take them outside or just squash them, but ever since Farkas Skyrim, dude with the strength of a God said he's disgusted by and scared of spiders, I keep thinking about these sort of things. Like yes, they can kill them, but I feel like Rolan at the very least would make the crying cat meme face the entire time in disgust.

The bachelors (+Rugan) reacting to creepy crawlies

Dammon

Dammon never notices when spiders are hanging around, possibly because he has more than a few in his forge

Despite keeping it nice and clean and outside forge is still a perfect place for spiders to hang out

Should you need someone to take a spider outside for you, Dammon is your man

He just cups it in his hands, no thoughts as to if it's venomous

The type to tease you by holding out the spider and watching you try to get away from him

There is one type of bug that Dammon isn't keen on at all, though

Praying mantises

He can't explain why, but they creep him out

Maybe it's the head eating after copulation stuff, maybe it's the way they seem to look into your soul

Dammon squeals every time one touches him

Zevlor

This brave paladin is equally relaxed around insects for the most part

Bugs or beetles aren't enough to scare him, and he's always willing to help you

Zevlor is a true gentleman and is always available to remove any creepy crawlies that are bothering you

He likes using a cup and paper to trap them before moving them outside

He's also happy to tell the kids interesting things about some of the odd insects the refugees come across

The one bug he absolutely will not touch is a centipede

And a millipede, too

Nothing needs that many legs, in Zevlors mind

You can visibly see how he pales at the mere sight of the little pests

Sorry, you'll need to deal with them yourself

Rolan

Rolan hates bugs

Hates them with a passion

There is no way this man is carefully carrying a bug outside for you because his first reaction is to squish it

He makes a face every time he sees a spider and it's all scrunched up and funny

If you laugh at him Rolan will tell you to 'deal with the damned thing yourself'

He still relies on Cal or Lia to help remove spiders from Ramaziths Tower

The one bug he not only stands, but also quite likes, is the dragonfly

Rolan thinks they're both fascinating and quite beautiful, particularly those with jewel colours

He probably gets himself a dragonfly brooch at some point

Rugan

This man talks big game

He can take on anything, he's manly as hell

But, he disappears whenever you point out a spider

Big manly man Rugan HATES spiders

He doesn't particularly like other bugs but he can live with them

Spiders are the absolute worst, in his opinion

He's willing to fight an owlbear, weaponless, in a dark cave but removing a spider is just a step too far for him

If you end up doing it yourself he's quite blasé about it all, feigning disinterest in the whole situation

However, if both of you hate spiders then you're screwed, I'm sorry

Rugan just can't get past those eight, spindly legs and half a dozen eyes

#bri answers #can you tell dammons my favourite? #or that i dont really like bugs lmao #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 x reader #bg3 x reader #bg3 dammon #baldurs gate 3 dammon #dammon x reader #bg3 zevlor #baldurs gate 3 zevlor #zevlor x reader #bg3 rolan #baldurs gate 3 rolan #rolan x reader #bg3 rugan #baldurs gate 3 rugan #rugan x reader

[forgeofthenine]

Building off the anon who sent that absolutely adorable ask about tiefling toddlers whose horns are just starting to grow in:

Do you think it works like baby hair?

Like, babies can be born with varying amounts of hair on their head, from completely bald to sometimes relatively full head of hair, do you think some tiefling babes come out with a perfectly smooth forehead and some can come out with two small little bumps? Optionally if yes, do you think there would be old wives' tale to predict whether the baby will have bumps or not the same way it's believed that if the pregnant person has severe morning sickness the baby will be a girl, or that if they get a lot of heartburn the baby will be born with a lot of hair?

I like comparing baby tiefs with horns to human babies born with teeth!

I feel like from a biological standpoint it would make sense for babies born with horns to be quite rare, probably more rare than being born with hair especially bc ouch imagine that. From a cultural standpoint, I think the prevailing idea is that if your baby is born with lil horn nubs that they're destined to be a great warrior or leader. It's very uncommon but seen as a good omen for the child. People also joke if a mother has a baby that kicks constantly then it might be born with horns.

I also think Zevlor was born with horns, growing up hearing the comments about it might've helped shaped the way he thinks about himself as he leads the tiefling refugees.

#bri rambles #bri answers #bg3 #bg3 tiefling #bg3 zevlor

[forgeofthenine]

I Saw you are a Hypnos fan, and with the tech test of Hades 2 out thought you'll appreciated seeing him again

Long haired Hypnos makes me feral, I love this man!! I want to jump his bones too goddamn

I can't wait for more Hades content, I live for greek mythology and pretty men

#bri rambles #bri answers #hades hypnos #hades game

[forgeofthenine]

I saw that you don't have anything for just Rolan yet so I want to request for him! Maybe some under the desk blowjob or teasing him in the Sorcerous Sundries? Just imagining him trying to stay calm due to being visited by someone while he's being teased by Tav is fun~

Thanks for the great request anon! I've written a few things for Rolan since this was sent in, but this was particularly fun. Hope everyone enjoys!

CW: NSFW under the cut, dubious consent for the exhibitionism (on the part of the third party)

Sneaking around in Sorcerous Sundries

"What did I say about entering my study without knocking?" Rolan scolds, voice steely with every word. Everyone knows how prickly the wizard is, none more then you. Fingers thrum against the wooden desk, anxious, distracting. "I'm busy, leave me alone."

No matter how much venom is imbued his voice, Rolan still finds he can't scare away the tiefling in the doorway. Cal continues to grin wider with every word. "You don't seem to be doing much."

'No, he really wasn't', you think to yourself, running soft hands up and down Rolans legs. His slacks are undone, hard cock still wet with your spit, ridges and flared head glistening in the lowlight. You had been doing all the work. As your teasing lips return to the head of Rolans cock you hear him choke on his breath, coughing to try and hide the sound. The anxious thrumming on the desk increases the further you take him into your mouth.

"It's wizard stuff, just screw off." Rolan scoffs, irritated at Cals continued presence. What had started as a cheeky blowjob under his desk has now turned into a proper headache. With every moment Rolans breath picks up, unable to resist how good you feel swallowing around him. "Go find something useful to do yourself."

The hardest part is not to laugh, focusing on pleasuring Rolan instead of his endlessly entertaining annoyance. Your throat burns as you take him deep as possible, reveling in how his breath hitches. He's too large to take fully, and so your hand wraps carefully around the base, getting Rolan off exactly how he likes it.

"Fine fine, if you're just going to be a grouch then I'll leave you alone." Cal concedes, throwing up his hands. Rolan finally seems to relax, as much as he can while trying to stop the way you're bobbing your head. Ultimately, his hand in your hair is unsuccessful, and you continue to deepthroat him as quietly as possible. "Oh, but one more thing." The tiefling adds, looking over his shoulder at Rolan.

"Say hi to that partner of yours for me, yeah?" And with a wink, Cal is already gone.

#bri answers #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 smut #baldurs gate 3 x reader #bg3 #bg3 smut #bg3 x reader #bg3 rolan #baldurs gate 3 rolan #rolan x reader #rolan smut

[forgeofthenine]

It’s hilarious seeing other anon’s journeys! I came here for Rolan but then you got me hooked on Dammon (I liked him already but then you got me so obsessed I made a Tav JUST for him lmao)

I'm so glad to hear I've converted another to my Dammon cult!!

I definitely started off as a Dammon girlie, but after all the various tieflings content I've seen it was too hard not to get hooked on all three of them.

#bri rambles #bri answers

[forgeofthenine]

So doing another playthrough (haven’t finished a single one mind you.) and I made another Dammon!Guardian. But I gave him the undercut with the ponytail instead of his usual and it was a very good choice 0///////0. Just wanted to share for anyone else that is doing the same with their guardians. -🪻

Flower anon, I'm so sorry I left this without a response for so long. Now you've suggested this I feel like I have to do it the next time I play through the game (whenever that may be). Honestly, I'd love to see some of the tieflings with alternate haircuts 👀

#flower anon #bri rambles #bri answers #bg3 dammon #bg3

[forgeofthenine]

PLEASE spare crumbs for more Hypnos headcanons? 🥺 Both N/SFW?

I'm not taking requests at the moment but I can't help but love my man Hypnos, hopefully you enjoy this small smattering of headcanons anon as it is just pure brainrot.

CW: NSFW under the cut, sleepy sex, possibly but not really exhibitionism

Hypnos SFW and NSFW headcanons

SFW

There really is no sweeter boyfriend than Hypnos, no one even comes close

Despite how lazy he might seem, spending most of his time sleeping and all, he actually pays plenty of attention with anything that pertains to you

It's almost funny watching the way he perks up and peeks from behind his eye mask as soon as your name is mentioned

His affection doesn't stop his corny jokes, however

Expect some sort of comment every time you see him

Now you're dating some of them even have a more flirtatious undertone, though that's mostly kept in private

I do feel like Hypnos would love for you to meet his family, he has so many family members and all of them are dear to him

He especially likes if you end up being close to his Mother

Hypnos is very fond of physical attention too, any time he can be touching you he will

Definitely drags you on top of him to nap, just wraps you up against him all snuggly in his blanket cloak thing

NSFW

I feel like Hypnos is just as sweet in bed as he is out of it

He definitely has a bit of a variable libido, he goes through phases where he needs a little encouragement and others where he can't keep his hands off you

Thanatos has definitely chastised his brother for getting too handy with you on public

When he gets you in private, all bets are off

Huge fan of clothed sex and it's almost entirely because of his laziness

Hypnos is more than happy to half undress you and bend you over his bed when the mood strikes him

Also, the king of sweet morning sex

All tired and sleepy, bleary eyes as hands roam just a little too far

Before you know it, You're pressed tight to his chest as he thrusts into you slowly and whispers praises against your hair

He loves feeling you close against him, even if he might not be able to meet your eyes

Just the way you feel so so soft against his fingers, so real

Hypnos loves holding your hands while making love, I don't take criticism about this

#bri rambles #bri answers #hades game #hades x reader #hades hypnos #hypnos x reader #hades smut #hypnos smut #hypnos x reader smut #hades game smut

[forgeofthenine]

A small post for @waterdeeply and anyone else who is interested in my new fish. Fish content is under the cut :)

So, after about 3 weeks of setting up a simple, planted 40 litre tank I finally got a fish a few weeks ago! His name is Fingon (anyone who knows that reference also now knows another one of my nerdy interests) and he's amazing. Honestly such a fun and interesting little guy, I'm so glad he's my first fish friend. Here's a few pictures of him on the day I got him.

#bri rambles #pet stuff #fingon the fish

[forgeofthenine]

So what are some tells for when the tiefling bachelors are hiding an injury? Maybe this is just after Moonrise towers? If they think they can sneak off with an injury they have another thing coming!

Omg it's been so long since I've posted anything of substance on this blog, hopefully everyone is able to forgive the radio silence. In good news though, I now own a fish :)

The bachelors trying to hide an injury

Dammon

Okay, hear me out, I think Dammon gets injuries of all sorts fairly regularly

A sore shoulder that never fully goes away, old burn scars littering his hands and forearms

He's gotten good at not letting on how much his body aches even after a long day in his forge

It's only when you surprise him out in his workshop one day and see him scramble to look casual that you realise something's amiss

Things clatter against the stone floor as he leans against his workbench, his other hand poorly hidden behind him

Dammon gives you his usual easy smile as he asks what you're doing dropping by

Trust me, you'll have to grab his arm to see what he's trying to hide

It's only then that you'd see the new, bright red burn that adorns half his palm

It basically glows like the embers he burned it on

Please give him some tlc while repeatedly telling him off for trying to hide this

Dammon be very apologetic the entire time you rebuke him

Zevlor

Another one with lots of injuries, like god damn

He's old, there's no arguing that, and he can feel it every time it's about to rain

I feel like he'd have hip issues but not super serious ones

You'll just see him walking a little different and it's because he's trying to hide the fact he slept wrong and feels particularly sore

Zevlor doesn't like to worry you, especially when there's so much to worry about

It'll take you a while to realise the pattern but after a bit it's easy to fall into routine

Insisting the paladin sit down for a while as you make tea, convincing him to rest without mentioning his pain directly

He's very compliant too, easily settling himself at the table and setting out food for the both of you

Zevlor appreciates a bit of tact when caring for his numerous injuries

Rolan

There is no way Rolan is outright telling you he's injured

This is despite how loudly he wants to bitch about every paper cut and stubbed toe (me too bby)

He's also the best at hiding his injuries

Wrapping his minor cuts and hiding away 'to study', carefully covering any bruise with his robes, holding back a wince when he bumps into furniture

It's only after finally defeating Thorm at Moonrise Towers that you're certain he's injured

It's been a bad few weeks for him, between the ambush and the rogue shadows, and it's time to finally make him admit the truth

He's sneaky though, and has a silver tongue, avoiding you and brushing off any concern

You'll basically have to corner Rolan in private and pull up his sleeve to reveal the multitude of bruises littering his skin

He'll make plenty of jokes about you being 'desperate to undress him' the entire time you tend to his wounds

Don't expect Rolan to get any more open with his injuries either, he'd sooner make Cal master of the Ramaziths Tower

#bri answers #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 x reader #bg3 x reader #bg3 dammon #baldurs gate 3 dammon #dammon x reader #bg3 zevlor #baldurs gate 3 zevlor #zevlor x reader #bg3 rolan #baldurs gate 3 rolan #rolan x reader

[forgeofthenine]

I see your Halsin flower crown proposal and raise you this:

Wooden. Engagement. Rings.

Tell me that man wouldn’t propose with a ring he carved himself - 🪡

I'll raise you one better, needle Anon, woven engagement rings!

Imagine this hulking bear of a man (heh) hunched over and carefully weaving straw or flax into beautiful matching rings for you both. His fingers are so large and it's such a slow process to start with but he's so dedicated to you and the perfect rings-

#needle anon #halsin x reader #bg3 halsin #baldurs gate 3 halsin #bri rambles #bri answers #bg3 #baldurs gate 3

[forgeofthenine]

so i see u are a hades enjoyer… would it be insane to assume that u have some hades headcanons up there in the dome 🫠

Okay, so I know I haven't written/posted anything in like a month and it is 1am but let's ignore that bc I absolutely do have some Hades opinions!

Just some random/general ones of the characters

Charon and Hermes are boyfriends and I love them both dearly, I will not elaborate

Than is really more of a cat guy but hides that fact from Zagreus

Hypnos really plays into his 'sleep all day, avoid all work' persona but is actually shockingly smart, he just won't apply himself when nothing he does is enough for Nyx

Meg and Dusa have a little secret book club going on and none of the boys are invited, Persephone joins later (and then introduces them to Aristophanes' works)

Zag can't be trusted with the keys to anything, he'll always lose them without fail so don't even try

As for romantic headcanons, I will forever be a Hypnos girlie and I'm happy to scream into the void with some content for him. Both with sfw and nsfw, I'd also be willing to add Zagreus to that too (and possibly Dio)

#hades game #hades #bri rambles #bri answers #hades zagreus #hades thanatos #hades hypnos

[forgeofthenine]

Finally booted up steam again on my laptop but this time it's to fall back into my old Hades obsession... I can't see myself clawing myself away from it anytime soon with Hypnos being as cute as he is 👀

#bri rambles #hades game

[forgeofthenine]

Opinions on Danis and Bex? I like to believe after the events of act 3 they live near the country with a lot of animals and a child or two 🥹. I love them so much

I honestly love these two so much but I was so lost in my original playthrough that I somehow let Bex die at some point and poor Dannis was so bitter and angry when I saw him in act three. I just the two of them to live a sweet little cottagecore life with all the pets and kids that they want-

#bri rambles #bri answers

[forgeofthenine]

Okay but like…Rolan and Raphael arguing over Tav…👀

Prepare for both verbal and physical assault to take place, there is nothing civil about the way these two would argue over Tav

#bri rambles #bri answers

[forgeofthenine]

I stumbled across your blog a few days ago, I love what you're doing & you seem like a lovely person! <3 You writing for 3 certain tiefling is feeding my love for them

Thank you Anon, I appreciate the love! I hope you're still enjoying my content! <3

#bri rambles #bri answers