this wil genuinely haunt me forever
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where's the director's cut
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My brother-in-law is a politician so I’ve gotten to walk in a parade and I learned some things.
1. People are mean when they don’t think you are passing candy out fast enough.
2. People do notice when you give them “the good stuff,” Reese’s, Snickers, Kitkats, etc.
3. When you pass candy out in a parade, you will be doing a lot of running back and forth to the vehicle to get more candy.
4. Being in the front of the parade is stressful. Do you give adults by themselves candy? Who knows? Everyone gets candy.
5. When you walk in a parade with the Governor, people think you are really important and know him. In reality, I found out he was going to be at the parade with us about a day in advance and met him about 30 minutes before the parade started. He did hug me and tell me congratulations for my wedding.
6. You go through an insane about of candy passing out candy. Insane. You start the route with enough candy you are like “we will never use this much candy,” and you end with one snickers bar in your bucket. You offer it to the Governor and he declines.
7. At the end of the parade, you just all jump in the truck and drive away. People are still yelling for candy.
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I would like to send a special shout-out to my soon-to-be Brother-in-law for making 3 trips to Men’s Warehouse to pick up everything for all the guys in the wedding. He’ll never see my tumblr, but you guys should know he’s awesome. It’s a 30 minute one way trip and he did it 3 times over 2 days.
I get married in 4 days and I want to puke. I’m so tired of making decisions.
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My fiancé’s tux was lost 3 days before the wedding. I cried about it in a work WebEx.
I get married in 4 days and I want to puke. I’m so tired of making decisions.
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I get married in 4 days and I want to puke. I’m so tired of making decisions.
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In case you though I was kidding
Preparing for my wedding by buying and wrapping presents for basically everyone I’ve ever met. I’m going to be bringing at least a dozen presents to the rehearsal dinner
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Preparing for my wedding by buying and wrapping presents for basically everyone I’ve ever met. I’m going to be bringing at least a dozen presents to the rehearsal dinner
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