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Need a Beetlebabes beta?

Hi! I'll be your beta!

Your B-E-T-A!

I've been writing for most of my life. I have a Master's degree in writing from DePaul, coedited a literal book, and teach writing at a college level.

Think I'm qualified?

:D

#beetlebabes #beetlejuice

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Does anyone have decent pictures of the ring Beetlejuice gave Lydia?

#beetlebabes #beetlejuice

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You know you're a monsterfucker when Beetlejuice is suddenly a Thing again after many, many years and you look at him think, "Yeah, I'd still totally hit that."

#I denied it for so long. have been since a teen.

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I want whatever the fuck Integra and Alucard have going on.

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Okay guys, I need classic Sherlock Holmes x reader fanfictions, preferably smutty, but I'll take what I can get. Every time I search, I get BBC Sherlock or the other modern ones. I'm talking about Basil Rathbone or Jeremy Brett Holmes. Where can I find them? Any specific authors? Tags?

Thank you!

#sherlock holmes

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I am convinced that Lucius Malfoy is a tax evader

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

#as a teacher #i love this

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#snape #and i'm bringing roses because why not

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I'm this close to selling feet pics.

#the water heater busted

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Free to use!

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what's wrong with AO3? Big fandom news or something?

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Stop putting DNI on your tags and stop bringing shipping discourse into AO3

AO3 hid the story and asked OP to remove the tag (the fanfic is not even removed) due to the inflammatory tag. That's deserved. AO3 is not a social media for people to fight over ship and chronically online discourse. It's a library. If people keep bringing DNI and discourse into AO3 it'll make the place toxic for writers and reader.

What are you trying to accomplish with putting DNI? Do you think people actually care about DNI? No, it's just making you looking like an asshole doing this

Also AO3 was founded by a Wincest and Thorki shipper. Astolat made AO3 because FF net and other sites keep purging nsfw fanfic. AO3 is literally made for problematique shipper that op don't like.

Then OP doing this? For what? People want to enjoy reading their fanfic not seeing DNI and online discourse on AO3. I hate using the word virtue signaling as it's often used to demean progress but this is what a real virtue signaling looks like 🤦🤦‍♀️

(I bet op wrote more inflammatory tags on their fic other than 'proshitter DNI get a life' because it take a lot to get your story hidden or removed)

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I trust a guy in a dog mask being led around on a leash more than anybody who thinks policing expressions of queer sexuality is ever a good idea

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The OFFICIAL BEETLEJUICE 2 TRAILER!!

It's here!

Check their Instagram!

#beetlebabes #beetlejuice #beetlejuice 2

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The first images of Beetlejuice 2 are out.

Trailer is expected today or tomorrow.

#beetlejuice #beetlebabes