friezaglasiencold

[friezaglasiencold]

hey lord frieza! Has Yamcha already seen you in your first form? And if yes, how did he react to seeing that you are smaller than you are in your fourth form?

I take it on when we spar together, to avoid killing him outright. It seems to be one of his favorites… if it didn’t make me feel so stiff I’d treat him to the sight of it more often.

#img response #yamza

[friezaglasiencold]

Not sure if this question has already been answered, but can your species see in the dark?

#img response

[friezaglasiencold]

i’m at my clits end

#nsfw text #Heh

[friezaglasiencold]

Some unused poses from a modeling shoot. Thought you all might get a kick out of them. 🤭

#especially the ones asking for feet #hah #((Imagine being from a conquered world and seeing the bitch who sold your planet modeling for a fashion mag. Hatred))

[friezaglasiencold]

Okay wait. If your dad is referred to as king cold all the time is he always referred to by his last name? Or.. Does he just have the same first and last name?

((anon I’m gonna be so fr rn I’ve answered this before but I forget what I wrote his full name to be. and if that’s not the most dragon ball thing I’ve ever done idk what is))

#ooc #It’s somewhere in my post archive I just don’t feel like looking for it…..

[friezaglasiencold]

Hi there, Frieza!!

I'm a researcher writing a book about the ins and outs of Icejin Culture. Seeing as you're one of the few left, I need your assistance.

What are some rarely known facts about your species? Customs? Taboos? Preferences?

Give as much information as you're comfortable with.

Thank you,

RR Interstellar Research Facilities

$73 Cicada Drive

XX217

Nosy, nosy. Hoho...

Fine, I'll bite. Do keep in mind that some of this was learned secondhand-- despite holding the throne I prefer to focus on the business side of things and don't spend much time on my planet of origin. Further still, I prefer not to associate myself with the species at large, bearing my mutations and abject superiority in mind. As the prince of that sad lot, though, I'm obviously the most relevant person to ask. Forgive me if I ramble; I'll put it under a cut in post.

Now, let's see. 'Customs' could range anywhere from religion to breakfast preferences. I'll cover some of the ground in between, but I'm not going to type an essay for you. If you want more than what I give, send another message, and be more specific.

To begin with, the species has many names, as I've mentioned before. Here are some of the ones I've encountered in my travels:

Icejin (Most common.)

Arcosian (Scientifically accurate.)

Frost Demon (Fond of this one.)

Glaesar (Less common. Very formal usage.)

Polarite (Rarely used. Probably archaic.)

Suliform (I believe this is derived from 'Arcosulite', the unique mineral found in biogem shells.)

Changeling (Obvious origin.)

Culturally, the most prominent keystones are these--eloquence, formality, education, competition, and achievement. It's considered very rude to speak casually to someone with whom you are not close; you may think an individual is gibbering mad when he addresses you in riddles and tongues, but that's only because the general population is staggeringly naive. You must learn to read a room, and to never trust someone at first glance.

Or at first reading. Heh. I hope you've not been taking everything I say here at face value.

Children learn early on the importance of social hierarchy. Climbing it came naturally to me, but I've seen how the proletariat scrabble over each other with such thinly-veiled desperation. Resources are scarce on the home planet, after all; that is, I believe, why we became such competent spacefarers in the first place. Arcos is an inhospitable world. The few times I've visited it's been out of obligation to appeal to those remaining (mostly the elderly, infirm, or very young; nobody stays there long). I can't have them forgetting about their Prince, after all.

Ah, here's a fun fact--the point on Kuriza's head is a vestigial egg tooth. I only learned this after he was born; I'd no idea what the thing was for until I asked around. It's cute, isn't it? Evidently ovoviviparity only became the norm a couple of generations prior, and before that the egg would remain intact until a few hours afterward...

Hm. Let me think of more. I'll only bother with the interesting ones.

-Makeup denotes status. A nobleperson appearing without a full face of makeup in public is grounds for a legitimate scandal.

-It's possible to approximate a person's power level by their biogem color. The closer to violet, the stronger they are. Something, something, life energy -> radiation -> light frequency, something, something. It's also possible for gem color to change over time... infants and toddlers typically have duller, redder colors. Yours truly was the first person in recorded history to be born with purple gems. ;)

-Being relatively long-lived as we are, our written histories are frustratingly sparse. My father amassed quite a collection, though.

I could go on, but I have other things to do. That should satisfy for now.

Ah, but here’s one more for the road…

Something many people assume is that I'm entirely nude in my final form--untrue. There’s a thin layer of protective, flexible armor over the skin of important nerve clusters; the area you've all been so doggedly curious about parts during intimacy. I hope that clears things up. Now stop asking.

#text response #long response #lore dump... #((my gf came up with the light frequency thing and i thought it was super neat so i included it!! thanks babe))

[friezaglasiencold]

Wait a second🤔🤔

Who pulled who…?🤔🤔🤔

Like I said... he 'pulled' me. I'm a catch, you know.

#text response #((frieza pulled yamcha let's be so fr))

[friezaglasiencold]

Any tips on pulling a himbo? Please lord frieza I need one to fix me

#img response #suggestive

[friezaglasiencold]

i thought i heard somewhere that the frieza force is guys only. is that true?

Where’d you hear that? My roster is quite diverse. I’ve got staff with genders you’ve likely never heard of.

Why, the Aluminians—fifteen percent of my fighting force—have eighteen distinct genders on their own. Not to mention the Urlanites, with sexes that change seasonally on a rotation of three, or the Octarons, who can swap freely at will…

And then there’s my own situation!

What a stupid notion. I can’t imagine how many capable warriors I’d have passed over that way.

#text response #((yeah I remember that line lol #so dumb. Berryblue is literallt right there!!)) #((And we’re talking about aliens!!!))

[friezaglasiencold]

I'm curious, normally the case with empires and emperors is that each one has a distinct style of ruling. I don't know of any predecessors before King Cold so I won't bother. What I'm asking is, what is the difference between the Frieza Force and the Cold Force? Aside from improved technology of course. How did he rule in comparison to your current reign? I like to think that he was more roundabout and favored indirect manipulation, whereas you're more direct from the get-go.

He was... ostentatious in how he went about his regime. Endless parties, galas, balls of all sorts--I was always being dragged along to some grand celebration in his honor. He lacked my raw strength, so he adopted a fanciful public image. Too friendly with clients. You're right in your guess that he was "more roundabout"; he was a coward, afraid to let his true intentions be revealed for fear of being dethroned. He was rather successful, for what it was worth, and quite the media darling despite his conniving nature.

I prefer a more utilitarian approach. Not that I don't have my own moments of hedonism, but I'm a far more solitary creature than he ever was... I can't recall a time he didn't have a gaggle of concubines clinging to his arm.

#img response

[friezaglasiencold]

Hello! Are there any other people of you species besides your family? What are they like compared to you?

(also your art is popping off straight up!)

Of course there are. We’re a rare breed, and none of our ilk are half as spectacular as me, but we’re hardly alone in the universe. I have a few in my staff—let me see…

-Employee ID 78997769, Brisk Algoda, ethics and compliance

-68875548, Polaris Aroron, accounting

-90778996, Arglazer Fross, reconnaissance

-98007769, Firigi Sicilette, architect

Look at that, I’ve just found four.

#((frieza doxxes his employees)) #text response #((and thank you!! <333))

[friezaglasiencold]

If you are going to take a tour, I would like to see your room, it must be very luxurious

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[friezaglasiencold]

Wait, the PTO still needs to abide by intergalactic law? The PTO’s many war crimes *are in the remits of intergalactic law?* wtf kind of laws do they have up there lmfaooo

Not in every case, but there are certain rules that I need to make at least a passing effort to follow.

For example, if a planet's total destruction or depopulation is premeditated, it must be authorized by Lord Beerus or an appointed representative.... as much as I despise having to seek approval from anyone at all, let alone an overgrown housecat, it does help with the paperwork to have a signature on my desk. And who would deny his authority?

Not me, of course.

Plenty of loopholes to slip through. And it isn't as though I'm at war--who would wage it with me, Vegeta?

My commerce is all perfectly above board.

#text response

[friezaglasiencold]

As Consciousness is Harnessed to Flesh, Susan Sontag.

[friezaglasiencold]

Do you floss.

#img response

[friezaglasiencold]

((Trust me, I'm asking with entirely SFW intent))

Just curious, are you more of a bath or a shower type of person? You have the vibes of someone who'd have a little dedicated spa available to you.

Maybe I’ll give you all a room tour sometime.

#img response #((a pinup for your troubles))

[friezaglasiencold]

Anyone ever tell you that your final form looks like an egg? (All offense intended)

(Btw Mod, I love your art style so much. It's amazing)

No, nobody has ever told me that. Probably because I don't look like one.

You should have better opinions.

#text response #((Thank you!! :]))