Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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You guys like the pesh mode
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you know im on somewhat of a mid journey myself
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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1994: Crimean Tatars mark the 50th anniversary of russia deporting their entire population from their homeland. From the 18th-20th of May 1944 the Tatars were loaded onto cattle trains and removed from their native land.
2024 is the 80th anniversary of Stalin's Crimean genocide.
Since 2014 Crimea has again been occupied by russia.
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dead bird
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I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me
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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.
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Looking up hoody on tumblr be like no not a random white guy in a hoody a SPECIFIC white guy in a hoody
This fucking thing
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gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before
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One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes
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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
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floigan will do for sega what christ has done for sinners
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you aren't ready for a brutalist themed wedding
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Jay's hypocrisy is a little bit endearing to me ngl; he'll go on twitter to bitch about how much totheark stalking/filming him is causing life-ruining paranoia & then turn around and post video footage of himself stalking Alex for months and reading Tim's medical records out loud to an audience with seemingly no conscious thought connecting the two actions as The Same Thing
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