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if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol

#bouta call me shakey legs bc of the Vibrations

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WAAA I LOVE THIS AUUUUU LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

Mer!Au

with my darling wife @funky-sea-cryptid

i’m not used to doing stuff like this so i guess i’ll just do bulletpoints? sure

There are two types of “seafolk” — the traditional mer and then the sirens.

Sirens have a sort of vampire-ish relationship with humans. They either eat them, or have the ability to change them into mer. mer cannot change humans into mer.

the conditions are such - the human must die by DROWNING. after they drown, the siren changes them by creating a sort of husk-ish shell around them and protecting it from predators on the sea floor until the mer is done .. like. incubating. for this reason, sirens tend to be fairly selective about the humans they change over.

based on how old they are, seafolk can change their physical size in a matter of seconds (the older they are, the bigger they can get). this is helpful for use in hunting, with underwater pressure, and also getting around various waterways.

sirens have some level of compulsion.

Sirens include: the elves, the witches, the yami ichizoku. julius and liebe. basically anyone that either isn’t human or is a Little Less Human in canon

vanessa is (sort) of separate from yami, who looks after most of the bulls (you’re not my dad.gif, essentially). she controls a waterway that’s frequented by merchants — if you don’t toss some gold or liquor overboard, the kraken will quite literally drag you into the ocean. she tends to like being Very Big because it means 1) she has no natural predators and 2) she can drink more

yami is arguably the most prolific siren out of the bunch. his kids control a fair amount of the ocean.

patri is betta-adjacent because he’s mean as hell thank you goodnight. he also had a bit of an inland stint and ended up dragging william off of the dock they met at to save him from dying from head trauma. they are horrifically codependent.

there are multiple versions for what happened to magna. the consensus is that he was a sailor, and either got changed over by yami or got changed when ru, lira, and fana attacked his ship. regardless, he is a shark and yami is also a shark and he thinks that’s rad as shit

luck and ru are eels.

when asta was saved, he became a siren in some goddamn freak of nature situation. he has a lil group of buddies that he chills with in yami’s trench.

there’s no plot here so it’s not gonna get written beyond snippets probably but sure. take this.

#YESSS MER AU MER AU MER AU #black clover #yami sukehiro #rufel #magna swing #patri #the black bulls #vanessa enoteca #luck voltia #alex my beloved #this au eats me on occasion... and mermay is coming up (eyes emoji)

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LSNADHKJADHKJAHDUKHAD

i sit. i try not to think abt finessa. i fail

#sorry for being unclear lmao um i just love them. finessa supremacy i think they should kiss !

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me going to bed tonight

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

#me to my supervisor

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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bridget: why won't you let me eat him? fana let me eat people. fuegoleon: we will return to fana letting you eat people later, but for right now, you can't eat nozel because eating people for no reason isn't right. bridget: i have a reason. fuegoleon: and what is that? bridget: i don't like him.

#and he was still banned from eating nozel #he's also banned from eating sylph #black clover #fuegoleon vermillion #bridget / birdie oriel / the salamander #salamander black clover #fuegoriel

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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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"YES, SIR, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!"

Black Clover, Chapter 313

#the best scene ever .... reuniting with their father #black clover

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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

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The student protests for Palestine have been an amazing show of solidarity and support and seeing thr way that so many young people are willing to stand up for their values is admirable when so many others stay silent. But this is all to say that we are entering a pattern of glorifying these white “martyrs” from the global west to put all of this effort and resources and media coverage into instead of the actual cause they are fighting for.

I saw the same thing happen with Aaron Bushnell, when his self immolation was being talked about more than the actual genocide in Gaza (which went against everything he said he was self immolating for in the first place).

And again this happened with the prisoner from the US who worked 136 hours just to be able to donate his $17 check to Palestine aid efforts. In response to this, people wanted to help him and ended up raising over $100,000 in a gofundme for him. This feels almost satirical, as every gofundme to help Gazans evacuate Palestine and get to safety has a goal of less than $100,000 and most of them are not even close to reaching it.

And now, there are more and more posts on how to get aid to the college student encampments, and the “urgency” of getting enough bail funds for the students who have been arrested during them. Talking about Palestine itself and getting resources to Palestine has almost been put on the back burner in favour of making all Palestine related news about college students in the United States.

It think it is valuable to recognise the selflessness and importance of these protests, and getting these students resources but what is MORE important, and what these people are truly fighting for, and protesting, and make a statement about is PALESTINE. We have unsurprisingly reached the point where there are people who care much more about the white people fighting for the cause from the comfort of living in the global west than they care about the Palestinians undergoing a genocide in Gaza. It’s become almost blatant racism, the way people begin to drop everything the second a white/usamerican person does something in regards to helping Palestine, but will not put the same effort into a Palestinian IN Gaza who is telling their story or asking for help. I respect anyone who has done absolutely anything to help Palestine, but I hope people are starting to see the pattern of how the media gravitates towards the “white saviour/perfect martyr” instead of the first hand accounts coming from those in Gaza.

Anyway FIND A GOFUNDME AND DONATE TO HELP FAMILIES IN GAZA ESCAPE GENOCIDE

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Illustration for chapter 33. The entrance exam from Paper Hearts Black Clover fan fiction.

Illustration below the cut, because it's a bit graphic -> blood

@funky-sea-cryptid colander Finral

#let's thank tam for the right placement of the holes ^^ #<- prev always happy to do anatomically correct bird holepunching

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@t-f-t

having a ponder about being aromantic and the kinds of friendships or qprs I might want to have

#alex my beloved

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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

#i love my mom :)

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He's literally ( ⊙▽⊙)

#why does it look like finral when he’s mcsuffering #<- prev HELPPPP

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thank you for the tag lola and @lyranova im sorry this got lost i am just a silly guy and forgor i am tagged in things

pink (bright pinks, but pastels are also cute), sharks (specifically angel sharks!!!!) and birthday cake

anyways:

@t-f-t (hiye <3), @colucana @wildflowerwoodsworld @the-geek-librarian @webofstarlight @awakefor48hours @snudootchaikovsky @the-black-bulls @ravioli-fries @simpingforthisonedeer @dappled-sunlight-dap @nova1516

A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:

~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.

~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.

~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.

~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.

Mine are:

~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.

Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)

@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just

#moon is busy w/ irl stuff which means I GET THE MONOPOLY ON TAGGING THE ARSON SERVER AHAHAHA #tag game #thank you lola :3