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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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green lightning just shot out my fone

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When your lady on her period.

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no, 3/4 and 6/8 are not the same. no I cannot tell you why

#music #music theory

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Jeff Bezos's Amazon and Elon Musk's SpaceX are both fighting in court to have the National Labor Relations Board declared unconstitutional. Starbuck's and Trader Joe's joined them in separate lawsuits. All of these companies have a disgraceful history of worker abuse and union busting. All of them have been charged by the NLRB with hundreds of violations of workers’ organizing rights The NLRB is standing up to their union busting. That’s why they’re trying to destroy the NLRB. I'm going to do my best to keep you all informed about this case as it snakes its way through the courts. The future of unions may depend on the final verdict. http://dlvr.it/T49LM1

#TRUE

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Jeff Bezos's Amazon and Elon Musk's SpaceX are both fighting in court to have the National Labor Relations Board declared unconstitutional. Starbuck's and Trader Joe's joined them in separate lawsuits. All of these companies have a disgraceful history of worker abuse and union busting. All of them have been charged by the NLRB with hundreds of violations of workers’ organizing rights The NLRB is standing up to their union busting. That’s why they’re trying to destroy the NLRB. I'm going to do my best to keep you all informed about this case as it snakes its way through the courts. The future of unions may depend on the final verdict. http://dlvr.it/T49LM1

#TRUE

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my beautiful oldman yaoi vs their degenerate pornography art

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short story/novel idea: Chinese emperor, in a world where the divine mandate is real and there are signs of it but only the emperor knows for sure if he has it, loses the mandate of heaven, and has to keep covering it up as his court closes in on him

know the difference

divine right of kings: it is not our place to question the King, for he is appointed by the Almighty God the mandate of heaven: well we sure overthrew the hell out of that guy. I knew he wasn't meant to be Emperor

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im in the metal gear solid universe. im there, on the battlefield, and what do i see? enemy soldier. well we both size each other up and realise we're evenly matched. we were both taught the same specific combat style 20 years ago by a controversial soldier called Commander Strong (full name Brigade Officer 1st Class, Commander 'Sasha' Strong) so we'd just cancel each other out. both of us realise the next logical step at the same time, and we both start taking as many performance enhancing drugs as possible. we're both just pacing around each other smoking military-issue electric cigars and jabbing autoinjectors into ourselves and staring in each others eyes. sexual tension is through the roof. we both pull our guns and then completely clear and field-strip them simultaneously, throwing the rounds and firearm parts into a common heap at our feet. the next morning, we awake, in a safehouse, whose it is we can no longer remember. light shines in through the newspapered window, onto a pile now including both our uniforms and several cyborg prostheses. only, we both left early, sneaking out of bed at exactly the same time, replacing ourselves with a pillow before either of us noticed, and leaving each other two separate notes, that neither of us will be there to read. so i get outta there completely clean at like 4am, call my extract. i get yanked into the sky by a cable and fly back to base for 16 hours in a plane.

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Some of y’all really think racism in America looks like this:

When it really looks like this

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not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny