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gonna redo my intro post later because Man.

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

#long post #this is the peak tumblr experience

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I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize

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It's important to me that everyone understands that if you've got an autistic friend who periodically sends you pictures/videos/whatever of your Thing, because they know you're into it... They love you.

Now don't get me wrong, It may not necessarily be romantic love, they might not want to run off to a little farm in Montana where you'll be married forever and raise little sheeps...

But they definitely love you. And they're so happy when they spot a post about X and go "ooh, my friend likes X! I'll send it to them!".

Because they love you and want you to be happy.

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I took my second ADHD pill a little too late I guess because it was suddenly 4 am and I made this thing about why parasitic organisms are shaped like ways and how to consider that for your fiction settings. Raw text version below the cut for people with busted seeing:

Keep reading

#for reference

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Shoutout to these things (/aff) btw. I love crane flies. They’re so goofy but I love them so much. Really pretty bugs please send me crane fly facts

#bugs #bugblr #i love bugs #crane fly #i do mean the send me crane fly facts part seriously btw

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By the way if you think any bug should be driven to extinction (yes, this includes mosquitoes, gnats, chiggers, and bedbugs) please unfollow me. I love all bugs btw. I love mayflies and craneflies and beetles and bees and wasps and dragonflies and all the other bugs out there. Crustaceans too. Bugs are crucial to our world, very beautiful, and very powerful.

Also if you say “Oh how are we gonna get rid of malaria if we don’t drive mosquitoes to extinction???” or anything along those lines:

Look up “CRISPR and malaria”

Only one (1) species of mosquito carries malaria

Cope, seethe, and mald.

#bugs #i love bugs

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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oh hey btw friendly reminder from ur local schizoid, schizophrenia is often times not something visibly noticeable. it CAN be visibly noticeable, but its not as common as you'd think. <- remember this ok? .:-)

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no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

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small bird was VERY offended that I picked him up off the sidewalk like a potato chip. don't fall asleep on the sidewalk then

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enjoy

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rbs > likes

baby rays blast... oh also corridors I guess /silly

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i like the spinosaurus

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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done