gary-goldstein-law

[gary-goldstein-law]

Gary huffs a laugh through his nose, pressing the button to give his new.... digital pet a bath.

Gross.

He doesn't seem grossed out, just kinda amused. The fact that his 37 year old self was doing this instead of his paperwork was funny to Gary, and he plops into his desk chair so he doesn't have to keep standing around.

A package sits on Gary’s desk. Inside of it is a unmarked tamagotchi with the name “Angelic Wires” written on the back in faded sharpie.

The tamagotchi is a pretty pink color. It looks like it might have belong to someone else before it arrived in his office.

( @angelicwires )

Gary opens the package hesitantly, and picks the Tamagotchi out of the box carefully.

Pink? .... Weird, but cute. Wonder who left it-

Gary presses a button to wake the game up, looking on the front and back to see if there's any distinctive markings that might tell him where it came from other than "Angelic Wires". He gives up pretty quickly.

#garyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #i barely have energy but yk. what the hell. why not. i'm like a circiljng tiger rn -admin

[gary-goldstein-law]

hey friends. if any of you are keeping an eye on my rp blogs you might have realized that I have been doin' just about NOTHIN. There's reasons for it though!

I've been doing kinda Suck lately, so I've only been able to keep up with one of my accounts (nico) but I will also have to take a step back from him for just a bit.

I currently have... many things wrong with me!

I have double ear infections, an infected wound on my chest, a NON-infected cut on my foot that has not even scabbed over the past 4 or so days, a mystery illness that has been leaving me so drained that I have been falling asleep for hours at a time during the day, AND I'm off my depression/anxiety meds.

All that, plus school? I'm struggling. I don't even have the energy to rp right now. I love you all, though. Hopefully my next update isn't from a hospital bed. :,)

#not gary #medical issues #kinda a rant

[gary-goldstein-law]

Oh god, I haven't played with one of these in forever....

Gary presses the button a few times, trying to help get the egg out. He doesn't notice anything out of place, simply assuming that tech has just gotten batter.

A package sits on Gary’s desk. Inside of it is a unmarked tamagotchi with the name “Angelic Wires” written on the back in faded sharpie.

The tamagotchi is a pretty pink color. It looks like it might have belong to someone else before it arrived in his office.

( @angelicwires )

Gary opens the package hesitantly, and picks the Tamagotchi out of the box carefully.

Pink? .... Weird, but cute. Wonder who left it-

Gary presses a button to wake the game up, looking on the front and back to see if there's any distinctive markings that might tell him where it came from other than "Angelic Wires". He gives up pretty quickly.

#garyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp

[gary-goldstein-law]

A package sits on Gary’s desk. Inside of it is a unmarked tamagotchi with the name “Angelic Wires” written on the back in faded sharpie.

The tamagotchi is a pretty pink color. It looks like it might have belong to someone else before it arrived in his office.

( @angelicwires )

Gary opens the package hesitantly, and picks the Tamagotchi out of the box carefully.

Pink? .... Weird, but cute. Wonder who left it-

Gary presses a button to wake the game up, looking on the front and back to see if there's any distinctive markings that might tell him where it came from other than "Angelic Wires". He gives up pretty quickly.

#garyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp

[gary-goldstein-law]

Handing Gary lots of money and asking he barks for us again

Gary sighs and thumbs through the cash, counting it before shoving it into his pants pocket.

You do understand that I am pretty well off, and I don't need this money, right? You're tremendously lucky that I'm into this, is all I'm saying.

You know the routine.

Gary is smug as he gets on the ground until he realizes he does actually have to bark. He starts to flush, ears first, until he's a very pretty pink. He looks down, somewhat humiliated by what his audacity has once again wrought. He looks up at anon with wide eyes, and squeezes them shut before he barks.

Rrr... arf!

#garyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #suggestive

[gary-goldstein-law]

still thinking about this pretty reaction Blair had to what we were telling you to imagine and such~

https://www.tumblr.com/hatchet-bakery/740893645958430720/we-told-him-to-tell-us-what-he-thinks-to-give-in

Gary coughs loudly, not being slick about covering his blush with his house-shirt.

You guys are... persistent.

#garyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp

[gary-goldstein-law]

Can I test mutts fucking skills?-

Mutt looks uncomfortable at the question. He picks at his skin. His shadow's tail is still.

No thank you...

#mutt barks #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #garyposting #suggestive #yall mutt is genuinely upset by being viewed as an object BE NICE TO HIM NOW -ADMIN

[gary-goldstein-law]

Gary and mutt I love you both

And I need to know both their ship names with Blair and then with Griffin because I love the four of them

the ship name is Bloody Sandwich fjfnfngjg

and gary and mutt love you too. :) -admin

#not gary

[gary-goldstein-law]

Kisses Gary

Gary is now the one in the half-tone living room, and he blushes at the kiss.

Oh- Thank you.

#garyposting #hatchetblr

[gary-goldstein-law]

Do you have anyone else you really like Mutt?

I really like Gary! And the meat man, Griffin.

#mutt barks #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #garyposting

[gary-goldstein-law]

Mutt for sure fucks well

Who said that?

Mutt freezes, then stretches out a little.

Linda kept me around for that sort of thing after I did my jobs for her. I think yes?

#mutt barks #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #garyposting #suggestive #anon i'm going to slutshame you /j -admin

[gary-goldstein-law]

You can make noise Mutt!!! We don’t mind!!!

Mutt is practically vibrating again, and gets more and more fidgety until he stops chewing on his hand. His smile is getting big again.

Woof.

#mutt barks #(literally) #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #garyposting

[gary-goldstein-law]

Hey Mutt, what do you think of Blair?

Blair smells really good...and they are really nice.

Gave me a cookie.

#mutt barks #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #garyposting

[gary-goldstein-law]

Bestest boy!!!

Mutt wiggles around a little before making about... half a bark sound. He stops himself and starts chewing on his hand... that looks like it hurts- His shadow's tail slows down considerably as he gnaws on his hand.

#mutt barks #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #garyposting

[gary-goldstein-law]

Ouppy!!!! I wanna tell Mutt he’s a very good boy!!!!

Mutt is practically vibrating with excitement, doing his best to not run around the house at all.

I'm a good boy?

The tail in his shadow is wagging even faster.

#mutt barks #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #garyposting

[gary-goldstein-law]

Giving mutt kisses

Mutt giggles, a crooked smile spreading from ear to ear. He's lying on the real couch this time, not the half-toned one. If you look in the shadows, you can see the shadow of a tail wagging that isn't visible to the human eye.

Oh! Thank you!

#mutt barks #garyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp

[gary-goldstein-law]

The fog is coming

Gary stares into the fourth wall. His eyes are dull, his face nearly unmoving as he speaks.

The fog is coming, the fog is coming, the fog is coming.

#garyposting #hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #non canon to the blog i just thought it was funny -admin