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solo jazz suicune

#pokemon

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#kitty

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hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

#dog

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windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today

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i see typo in the group chat is a time honoured tradition

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

#video #lol

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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

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this too shall pass

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the natural numbers are all integers from 1 to infinity, except 19 which has a relatively short half-life of 4.21 million years and is thus not found on earth

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