Pronoun dropping lads wish me luck
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Square bowls you can lose a spoon in should be banned. Bowls should be tall and round like god intended.
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I know I'm a force to be reckoned with bc once I spent an hour at 5 am chasing a cockroach around my room to catch it and put it outside instead of killing it or leaving it alone
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I got symptoms disorder and it makes me go insane sometimes :(
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Can NTs just say what the fuck they mean? I don't know what a "hint" is, and I don't understand subtext. Say it with your chest or don't get mad at me when I don't "get it"
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This bitch: yeah I don't think anyone in our group is romantically interested in me ://
Me:
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I think my feelings can officially be classified as yearning. Longing, even.
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This bitch keeps describing me as "throwable" and I'm basically just daring her to pick me up and prove it. Go on. Pick me up. Throw me. Do it you won't.
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Dipshit (affectionate)
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My two friends know I have a crush on one of them but they don't know who, but they're both idiots because 1) I'm not being subtle about who it is and 2) it's technically both. I'm gonna be a dick about it and confuse them on purpose. He shouldn't have said anything,,,
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Not to be dumb and very in my feelings on main or anything but ohhhh my goddddd I'm actually losing my mind over this every time her fucking cat comes over and she does the little baby talk voice ohhhhhh I'm gonna cry actually in fact,,, 💖
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I can't fucking believe I transgendered my way into having heteroromantic feelings ugh 🙄
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Same braincell
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I love how I can just say anything. Watch this: The rolling blackouts have delayed my Frat Boy Cosplay, which is both homophobic AND transphobic, because I'm gay and I don't like it, and it inconveniences my gender.
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Cause of depression: it's not socially acceptable to tell my friends I love them
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I love roombas so much they'll be like "GLaDOS is stuck on a cliff!" And you go and check and it's in the middle of the room tripping over a piece of lint
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The biggest difference between theater and English class is in theater you have to play parts that match your "gender," but when we do popcorn reading in english, Jenny in the back row does an amazing voice for both John Proctor and Abigail Williams, because she has RANGE.
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