gayingandslayingthroughlife

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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"i hate it here" TAYLOR HOW DO THINK I FEEL

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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how much sad, did you think i had, did you think i had in me?

#MISS SWIFT #WHAT WAS THIS??? #MAAM?? #the tortured poets department #fr #so long london #i love it sm #cried #taylor swift #i died on the alter waiting for the proof #damn

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jean: traumatised, in denial, trying to get through each day, terrified of his future-

jeremy: this is my cardboard dog barkbark von barkenstein

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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my review of tsc

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@cognitiveblog @nanamis-tie @the-suggested-names-lmao @the-artkage @tan-talks @cyberphantompuppy <33

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

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little did i know when i was thirteen and reading harry potter that i would end up on tumblr writing about harry's dad, his werewolf professor and his godfather escaped from prison.

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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catalina alvarez is everything to me. she's a lesbian. she rides a mothercycle. she is clumsy as hell. she cooks to stress relieve. she has improptu dance parties by herself. she hums while eating when she's happy. she knows her girlfriend so well to reach exatcly where laila "lost" the remote. she named her queer friend group "the floozys". lesbian in stem. loml. cannot wait for more of her in tsc2

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

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reading TSC tumblr's reaction to andrew's cheese drawer makes me think that maybe having a full drawer dedicated to cheese isn't normal? I thought cheese drawers were just commonplace?? WHERE DO YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR CHEESE IF NOT A CHEESE DRAWER

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Jean Moreau