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#LOLLO!!!!! #lorenzo pellegrini #daniele de rossi #paulo dybala #as roma #q #prev. zecira

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new meme just dropped

#alessandro del piero #thierry henry

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“i fucked you twice” isn’t even a football moment it’s like a beloved friend to me

#emi martinez #wc 22 #prev. zecira

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#looking like they're about to drop the hottest record of the year #eduardo camavinga #jude bellingham #real madrid

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Pele and Garrincha, 1959.

#oh man #prev. zecira

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Io comunque prontissima alle notti di Chempionzzz al Dall'Ara

#NON VEDO L'ORA FR

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@onedrinkafter

Paulo Dybala of AS Roma and Mattéo Guendouzi of SS Lazio engage in a passionate bout of homoerotic shitthousery during the Rome derby (6.04.24)

#tbf he's Argentinian he can't help it #I think they have to pass an exam in shitstirring before they're allowed on the national team #thinking about dibu martinez's everything #also whatever the fuck enzo was doing with mason mount like a month ago. unhinged

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#whatever the fuck mourinho and guardiola have going on

whatever happened to men shoving each other against the wall out of pure lust, thinly veiled as hatred? we're in need of more homoerotic, yet homophobic doomed romances in media

#PREV YEAH #prev. zecira

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mai cliccato così velocemente

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Lest we ever forget how mental Italian football is

In the 1982 World Cup, in the Italy national team, a rumour about the sexuality of two players became so rampant and vicious that the entire team, from players to technical staff, decided to have a media blackout and stopped speaking to the press altogether.

I’d always heard, from my family in Italy, that the rumours started because Paolo Rossi and Antonio Cabrini, roommates at the Azzurri’s base in Vigo, Spain, were photographed looking out of their room’s window together - a money shot if there were ever one!!

Paolo Rossi, reflecting in 2012: “I believe that we were often seen together from a balcony in the hotel where we stayed in Vigo, facing each other, maybe in the mornings, wearing pyjamas.“

Recently I was, uh, inspired to do a little research. It appears that while ‘the stage was set’ with those very scandalous balcony photos, the spark was a joke that Paolo Rossi made to a reporter for Il Giorno. This Brazilian book called Love, Sex and Betrayal in Cups a) is an actual book that exists and b) claims that the journalist included the joke in an article, preserving its jesting tone, but other news outlets picked up the story unironically. The rumours spread like wildfire after that.

Antonio Cabrini said something similar in 2012: “He [Claudio Pea, the journalist] included the exchange [with Rossi] in the paper to distinguish the article from the usual sports interviews and this unleashed the scandal and whatnot in the international press.”

A rough summary of events:

Claudio Pea (journalist): Apparently we press folks just hung out under your window all the time. Sup guys. Looks like you just woke up…together?? So which one is the woman, ha ha? Paolo Rossi: Well, I am less pretty than Antonio, so he is the woman and I am the man. Italian press: OMG, Cabrini and Rossi are “living as man and wife”!!! [actual quote] Italy NT: …Y’all have got got no chill. Blocked.

Italy ended up winning World Cup 1982. Paolo Rossi was the tournament’s top scorer. 

I think this story is a fascinating look into masculinity performance (I think is that’s the term) and homophobia. And there’s zero chance that the hysteria was not some Freudian way of expressing how much all of Italy wanted to fuck Antonio Cabrini in the ‘80s.

#this goes here also #paolo rossi #Antonio Cabrini #italy nt #q #prev. zecira

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#EXTREMELY DIFFICULT QUESTION. hatred vs indifference #depends if you're into spicy foreplay or doing your own thing #i really think it depends on the team #like im fine with any serie a team fans but. there are some other footy clubs / nts i could NOT handle

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#si stanno facendo forza a vicenda mentre aspettano l'esonero dei rispettivi pelati @tiiresias

#what's with pelati and evil #federico chiesa #alessandro florenzi

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this is how nico hat trick can still happen—

#don't @ me

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One thing they don’t tell you when you get into sports is just how many screens you need

#me watching the first 30 min of roma milan + atalanta liverpool + lille aston villa penalties & fiorentina extra time that one time

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can't people stop putting their emma hayes hatred in the woso tag ffs

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the 2005 argentina u20 team celebrate winning the world cup // the return of the prodigal son, henri nouwen // lionel messi and angel di maria celebrate scoring a goal in the 2008 olympics // diego maradona comments on who the next maradona will be // argentina loses 4-0 to germany in the 2010 world cup // diego maradona comforts lionel messi after argentina is eliminated from the 2010 world cup // portraits of the illness as nightmare, leila chatti // lionel messi upset after missing a chance in the 2011 copa america // courtney love prayers to oregon, clementine von radics // the fall of icarus, herbert james draper // alejandro sabella comforts lionel messi after losing the 2014 world cup final // skullcrack city, jeremy robert johnson // lionel messi waits for penalties to begin during the 2015 copa america // the end of longing, chelsea hodson // oh darling even rome fell, madzie-bane // not strong enough, boygenius // lionel messi after missing his penalty in the 2016 copa america final // excerpt from news article about the relationship between lionel messi and argentina // lionel messi retires from international football after the 2016 copa america loss // a subway in argentina that says “don’t leave us leo” // a tweet from lionel scaloni that pleads for lionel messi not to leave // lionel messi celebrating with angel di maria and gabriel mercado at the 2018 world cup // diego maradona’s comments on argentina’s treatment of lionel messi // lionel messi pays tribute to maradona after his death // chinese satellite, phoebe bridgers // lionel messi falls to his knees after winning the 2021 copa america // moon gypsy, melody lee // lionel messi lies hurt after a foul while the argentine national team defends him in the background // orestes, euripides // lionel messi celebrates winning the 2022 world cup // unfortunately it was paradise, mahmoud darwish

#messi #oh. oh no.

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#vintage cunt #prev. zecira