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Please follow the worst leg of Entreri's divorce polycule <3 (his adjective, not mine)

Indie RP blog for Kimmuriel Oblodra from the Legend of Drizzt series. I apologise in advance, he is a terrible little shit. All art used on this blog belongs to me (rukafais) and is drawn by me, unless otherwise specified.

Since he has no real 'official' appearance and very little art, here is a visual aid for my interpretation.

Carrd with more detailed info here.

Tags: shitposts, other tags added as i need them etc

#divorce polycule - when your divorce was so messy you became inexorably entangled with just so many guys in the worst way #promos #edit: ok but really this is my friend and their brain is enormous

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Sorry for the random question, but what is the template for your carrd? Or did you make it yourself?

I just made it myself. I find them fun in a very autistic way LOL

If there's something in particular you'd like to replicate, I'd be happy to tell you how I did it. Everything I do is pretty straightforward. I don't even know how carrd templates work LOL

#ooc #ooc asks #carrds tickle my brain the same way neopets pet pages did as a child

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Entreri raises an eyebrow, smiling just a little at Astarion's huffiness, but doesn't look up from cleaning his knife with a handkerchief stolen off a body earlier. He isn't stupid. He can tell his slapdash traveling companion is hiding something... Something that makes him eerily competent in some ways. But even so, it's hard to beat Entreri where competency is concerned.

"I'll thank my lucky stars you're disinclined to try then," he drawls. "Though honestly, I'm curious how you'd go about it."

Nothing like a bit of talk about murder between 'friends'. He finally looks up, raising the other eyebrow to meet the first.

"Magistrates really are cutthroat these days, aren't they?"

❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜

"pray tell, darling, how is that funny to you?" astarion frowns, offended clearly. as if astarion wasn't a threat, which he very much well could be one. if he put his mind and rotten, rotten heart in it he could get the thing done. might even be fun, that is if they weren't in the situation they found themselves in. he doesn't know where they are exactly, and there is the whole tadpole situation. astarion doesn't like to be underestimated, less it to his face...he knew his traveling companion was skilled, he can tell. call it a hunch, or a nice little guess from what he has seen the guy do. still. "-i could kill you, if i wanted to." he huffs. words with no heavy threat in them, more like casual commentary. he does have a trick up his sleeve after all, but the good thing about the tadpoles it seems to be is that he gets freewill. and luckily for him, he actually does not want to kill him and have to do the heavy lifting for himself.

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#incredible #thank you for the little meme response friend! #i look forward to seeing how these guys tic haha #anquenin #anquenin thread 01

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The way this is a canonical thing that happened in these wild books and also just a perfect microcosm of Entreri's entire vibe. Beautiful things we've come to here.

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#and yet the more we talk about it the more i'm like... he probably CAN bake a cake #so he's just choosing not to #and isn't actually all that fussed about killing that guy #so really babette should throttle him probably #ooc #also... #appearance

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cease sending me your inane flirtations. i am already simultaneously married, widowed, divorced, and involuntarily celibate

#this is the perfect post to top off bingo night with LOL #op's blog will make this extra funny for arthur in particular #aesthetic

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....for Ahlayn, because yes have another dangerous man. What does he sleep with beside a knife? Well, darling, if he told you he'd lose the element of surprise.

Sometimes being murdered in horrible ways is romantic <3 If you're creative with it, really, that's his main request.

#bingo meme

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i love doing these honestly

Karlach... The power you hold as a Genuinely Good Person... and yet in a way that's just so inherently chill and likable that even he can't hate you for it... You could possibly actually fix this man LMAO (But would you want to? You surely have better things to do. Minthara: hi, I'm better things.)

#bingo meme

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“Are you ENTRERI’S type?” No. Because he is uncle. I will happily try to kill him though. Family initiation.

See? This is exactly why he doesn't have a family. Families try to kill you. (This is a perfectly normal opinion to have about families.)

#he really is like a drow...... #bingo meme

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from drizzt because i have no self control????

Entreri forgot how to read suddenly.

#aw lavender #bingo meme

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i had to. our current thread adds to the Funny

Solid "don't look at my boner when we fight" territory, I love that for them.

I can only imagine what Wish sleeps with that is Worse LOL

#bingo meme

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from zaknafein

Let's leave Jarlaxle and start our own band.

#jax's bald head gleaming in the distance like team rocket blasting off #bingo meme

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The number of people getting the Equally Emotionally Concussed square without getting the Working On It square does my heart good... Yeah. These are our little gremlins :') <3

I'm sure gender neutral drow count for something in terms of trauma bonding... So long as you're not a drow woman (they bully him) (he's only slightly into that)

#bingo meme

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I spelled "this" with a "r" but I'm too lazy to go back so I am now officially writing for Scooby Doo.

Also I wasn't sure if the "you're in pain" part was coming from him or the other person, so that's what I meant by that. Not trying to be rude ofc lool.

SCOOBY DOO

Ah yes. Murder ninja 4 murder ninja, a good way to get squares on his bingo board <3 The mystery square was a reference to a tumblr text post I've seen LOL But basically could go either way! (Or both ways)

#bingo meme

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from @sleetkissed

(She sleeps with two knives :3 )

Beautiful. 10/10. I do love how Esteri is like "we are not getting better, we are getting worse" and honestly yeah he'd be down for that. Wait did Babs get more actual bingos though? I need to study this in a lab LMAO

#bingo meme

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LET THEM GOSSIP ♥

omg... most unexpected bingos of all time, babs maybe you can fix him LOL (or maybe they would both just bring out each other's deepest layer of stupid <3) i do need them to gossip now LOL

#bingo meme

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I don't know who could have left this here it wasnt jarlaxle i promise it was jarlaxle

Almost a whole bingo board smh...

You just had to pry, didn't you Jax? And love him back. The nerve.

#bingo meme

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#memes #bingo meme my beloved #let me prove how deeply unwell my man is LOL