geniuscanis

[geniuscanis]

Do you enjoy mysterious mysteries? How about all manner of creatures attacking places they clearly don’t belong in? How about meddling kids? Then Daphneiism is just for you! Come join in on the silly and humorous adventures. Just make sure you don’t wear a mask. It’ll be probably be ripped off at some point.

Feel free to give a like or a reblog if you’re interested in role playing together!

#{Self Promo} #{queue} #//I caved I apologize

[geniuscanis]

random sentence starters: the third

change around as you see fit!

“ i want to be like you. “

“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “

“ what’s the plan here ? “

“ please just … come home. “

“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “

“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “

“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “

“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “

“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “

“ we’re not friends. “

“ so , do you come here often or … ? “

“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “

“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “

“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “

“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “

“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “

“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “

“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “

“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “

“ sing me a song. “

“ did you do this ? “

“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “

“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “

“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “

“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “

“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “

“ why are you leaving ? “

“ admit it … i drive you wild. “

“ you’re so infuriating. “

“ i hate this town. “

“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “

“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “

“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “

“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “

“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “

“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “

“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “

“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “

“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “

“ you are my platonic soulmate. “

“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “

“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “

“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “

“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “

“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “

“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “

“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “

“ … not many people really talk to me … “

“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “

#{Memes}

[geniuscanis]

casesforchipmunks‌:

“That does sound really neato! You’re a real genius, yanno?”

He offered a brief tail wag in acknowledgment of the canine’s brilliance before shifting the acorn in his arms, eyes studiously skimming over the device, and one could see the wheels turning in his head looking for how it was deployed. “Hmmm…scurry-a-day, scurry-a-day…” Softly muttering to himself the words that were kind of growing on him now, he spoke aloud to help himself to think.

“I wanna test it for you! So we can see how it works. Err-” He raised a lost look up to Wile E. “There aren’t any oak trees here. How’re we gonna test it out?”

“I am. Thank you for noticing.”

Wile E. would take any praise for his genius that he could get, even if it was from something he planned on eating. A hand soon found itself against his chin as he pondered. That did create quite the problem didn’t it? Couldn’t test his invention and secure his snack with a tree to be the bait. Wait a minute! That’s it!

“I think I have just the thing. Give me one second.”

The coyote rushed himself off to his home to fetch the ACME tree-grower kit. That’ll do the trick! He returned shortly and planted a seed in the ground before watering it with the ACME quick-grow bottle. Of course the second he did so the tree sprouted to life and uplifted the coyote quite a bit into the air. Sharp claws clung to the bark as he dangled from a branch.

“Oh my. Note to self, inform ACME scientists to lessen the quick growth serum.”

#casesforchipmunks #{Primary Verse - ACME Employee}

[geniuscanis]

de-spell-on-you‌:

“Whatever do you occupy your time with? Aside from that, the solitude must be glorious. I couldn’t much stand the heat for long, I’m afraid.  That was.. a long time ago. You prefer it out there, however.  I suppose when you’ve adjusted to the weather, there’s time to go looking for the fascinating local flora and fauna. As well as the aforementioned suspicious shacks.”

She wouldn’t approach the subject of his attentions currently, that would be in bad taste, though the history of someone who had spent that long in those conditions was inherently fascinating.

“Inventing! I have quite the knack for developing all manner of devices!” Wile E. boasted with pride. “From metal machines all the way up to wooden catapults and more! I use them to both test the quality for marketing purposes and eliminate an old opponent of mine.” 

The coyote nods his head. “Oh yes, it quite is. No noisy neighbors, very little traffic, and so forth. The heat is the biggest hurtle but once you’ve mastered it, the desert is comfortable enough for a solitary creature such as myself.”

Pulling out a small device, Wile E. held it up for the other to see. “Would you like to see one of my inventions in action? I call it, Spy-Eye!” It was in the shape of an eyeball with a little copter on the top of it. 

#despellonyou #{Primary Verse - ACME Employee}

[geniuscanis]

remimuses‌:

“That’s the worm! Oh, thank you so much! The world, no, the universe will thank you as well, I assure you!” She looked towards the direction the coyote indicated. Princess couldn’t make heads or tails of this planet on a good day, let alone in a rush.

“I…have to ask you one more thing, I apologize, but will you..show me where he went? You obviously know this place better than I do. I can explain myself further along the way, I owe you that much.”

“I wouldn’t mind.” Wile E. ushered with his hand for the princess to follow him. The Road Runner wasn’t around and he had no inventions to test so why keep himself busy with a small road trip.

Hands were placed behind his back as he walked just off the beaten path. Thankfully the sun wasn’t shining too brightly so it made the desert heat tolerable for today.

“Why are you searching for him if I may ask?”

#remimuses #{Primary Verse - ACME Employee}

[geniuscanis]

remimuses‌:

“Nobody’s faster than a plasma bolt, you want that pesky critter hunted down, heck, i’ll do it fer free! One less bird is reward enough fer me an’ my segmented kin, that’s fer sure!”

One could see Wile E. perking right up at that. “Really??” He couldn’t help the excitement rising in his tone of voice. It made him giddy just thinking about it! This could be his chance of finally catching that blasted bird! “I would so greatly appreciate your help. We’ll have to pick a time then! You’re too kind, Mr. Jim!”

#remimuses #{Primary Verse - ACME Employee}

[geniuscanis]

{I ended up binge watching a bunch of old looney tunes shorts last night and man it feels weird to say it but I really like Daffy’s interpretation against Speedy? He’s still the Chunk Jones version but with his malicious intent amped up considerably.}

#{Out Of Explosions} #straight up tries to make speedy and his friends die of thirst #and goes out of his way to make sure they get no water #flat out whips mice and i kid you not says 'he'll declare war on poverty' #kidnaps speedy's friends so he can sell them off to hungry cats #threatens to kill speedy if he doesn't hand over gold #man old cartoons were nuts #i'll be on shortly tho!!

[geniuscanis]

{Hi everyone! I wanna apologize for my absence but I do have some good news!}

My father got a surprise call from the hospital a few days ago and actually got the kidney transplant. He’s doing well, if only tired, and they said everything is going really well with him and the kidney! They hope to have him back home by monday or tuesday if everything goes on course.

On top of that both me and ma are taking three weeks off from work to help tend to him during this process so that’ll open me up for a lot more rping!

#{Out Of Explosions} #work is still crazy and i do feel bad leaving them for a while #especially since i'm the head associate #but my manager was so sweet about it and told me family always came first #i'll try and be on tomorrow after work since i get the weekend off!! #that's gonna be real nice

[geniuscanis]

hoopsheartthrob‌:

Lola smiled up from her seat on the ground, her chest rising and falling slowly with every breath. She stood as he got closer, stretching, although she still seemed to be catching her breath. “You okay?” A gentle hand landed on his back as it cracked, her brow furrowing in slight concern. That didn’t sound good. 

“Well, you had me worried there for a minute, Coyote. Almost thought you’d break my winning streak,” She teased, a quiet ‘thanks’ murmured as he held open the door. “Seriously! You gave me a challenge! None’a the other guys can even keep up with me!” She seemed to be okay, in terms of catching her breath in a few moments, taking a seat at a booth near a window. It seemed she’d forgotten about the Road Runner in the midst of all of their excitement, and she almost blushed, rather embarrassed. 

“—- Well, I dunno about that. Road Runner’s one’a you guys I’d definitely lose to,” She giggled. “Buuut I would like to give that old classic turtle vs. hare race a shot. With Cecil, that one turtle Bugs always loses to? I think it’d be funny. Spinnin’ around the story where the hare wins, only to rub it in the face of another hare, y’know?” A crooked grin graced her features — technically, she and Bugs were not hares, but she always enjoyed the idea of besting the old studio mascot. “Bugs would lose it if I won a race to Cecil.” 

“Oh yes, I’m fine. It’s just my age catching up with me.” A smile is given to hopefully sedate her concern. He was relatively fine now besides the need to catch his breath! “Give or take another fifty years and you’ll be in the same boat, Lola.” Wile E. joked. His chest does puff out with a sense of pride at her remark. It was a tease but he’d think of it as a compliment. After all who else could say they were neck-and-neck against Lola Bunny in a race?

“What can I say? I’m full of surprises!” Wile E. took the seat on the opposite side so that he could easily continue his conversation with Lola. One leg crossed over the other as he rested his back against the seat. Much better.

Brows raised at the mention of the classic turtle vs hare race, specifically of Cecil. The coyote soon let out quite the hefty chuckle as he was greatly amused by the thought. “Oh my! Now that’s the truth. I’m pretty sure Bugs would go looney if that happened. He’d never hear the end of it.” A smile remains upon his face as the thought continues to entertain him.

“If Cecil runs circles around Bugs and you run circles around him, wouldn’t that mean you could do the same to ole Bugs?” The coyote jested. “Now that’s something I think everyone would like to see.”

#hoopsheartthrob #{Secondary Verse - Toon Actor}

[geniuscanis]

splats wiley coyote with a pie

He doesn’t even get mad, he’s just very annoyed. “Ah yes, just waste a perfectly good pie on my face. It’s not like it could’ve been eaten or anything. That’s just silly.”

#Anonymous

[geniuscanis]

👀 + How do you feel about Lola?

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty. 

“She’s fairly young when it comes to the cast of the Looney Tunes but that doesn’t stop me from welcoming her right into the family. Tunes should stick together when cartoons are constantly shifting and changing nowadays! It can be quite scary.”

“I know she gets a lot of flack for reasons I don’t feel like discussing but I’ve seen how she acts. She’s feisty and won’t accept no for an answer! It brings a smile to my face knowing she’s got the unstoppable determination just like the rest of us.”

#{Thank you for the ask!!} #Anonymous

[geniuscanis]

👀 + "What's your greatest weakness?!"

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

“Oh ho ho. Such a silly question, my boy! I have no weaknesses.”

#{It's his pride and ego for sure. he's just too blinded to admit it} #quantumdanger

[geniuscanis]

“👀 + So, how good are you with your parents? How are they doing?”

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

“My father is doing quite well! Though I haven’t caught the Road Runner, he’s pleased to know I at least make a good deal of money thanks to ACME. He is a little concerned about my beatings but I assure him it’s fine. You get used it after a while anyway. Retirement is doing him good, the extra money I give him monthly helps with that.”

“As for mother, I don’t know. She’s uh, barely been around.” A shrug is given. He’s long since stopped caring when she made it clear she had no interest in raising a son.

#{Thank you for the ask!} #(wile and his dad have a good relationship) #(he and his mom though do not) #Anonymous

[geniuscanis]

👀 + why don't you just order a pizza or something?

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

“Because pizza doesn’t compare to the likes of the Road Runner’s flesh. Every inch of him has a different taste, a fine one at that! What I do is like the human equivalent of a man chasing after a deluxe triple multi-beefed cheeseburger and extra large fries. It’s simply too good to pass up on! All the beatings and failures are worth it if I can just one day sink my teeth into him.” He might be drooling a little bit right now. How uncouth!

#wabbitseezun #(Thank you for the ask!)

[geniuscanis]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

#{Memes}

[geniuscanis]

@tsaolegacy​

“Thank you for choosing ACME as your supplier! We’ve got everything from bubblegum bombs to giant man-eating flytraps. Perfect for getting rid of any pesky ne’er-do-wells or your next door neighbor if you’re feeling extra spiteful.”

#tsaolegacy #{Primary Verse - ACME Employee} #{ starters }

[geniuscanis]

soul-heart-and-beyond‌:

Raising his eyebrows from the satisfaction that his little joke was recognized, Ralph then let his index finger hold up his leaning head as a rest for that arm was supported by his other.

“`*Eh, I’ve been doin’ alrighty. Sam’s been getting a little rough with his side of work, but I’m grateful for such a good health plan I’ve got. Can’t complain.*`”

But he did want to help Wile with his dilemma if he could, and now his chin was being rubbed by his previous support hand.

“`*I’ve got a feelin’ that you wouldn’t be too willing to talk about it, but I’ll ask anyway. What’s this project of yours? Need some help with making plans?*`”

“That’s good news to hear.” The coyote nods his head in an understanding tone. While the Road Runner didn’t hurt him, the gadgets and devices he used to test certainly did! Thank goodness Acme covered all of that, including the health insurance. In fact that was primarily one of the factors that sold him on working for the company in the first place!

He seemed to debate whether or not to share. His intellectual side told him not too as he wanted to figure this out like a true genius! But perhaps...perhaps just a little bit of help wouldn’t hurt.

“Well, I’ve been working on a little device here and there for the past couple of days. It’s meant to predict one’s future movements after thorough analysis. I was going to use it on the Road Runner to finally be three steps ahead of him but alas, I’ve reached a stopping sign. There’s just this certain piece I can’t figure out how to get it working properly. Perhaps I’ve connected the wires wrong or the power isn’t efficient enough. I just can’t seem to get it going properly! Any suggestions, my friend?”

#soulheartandbeyond #(Huehuehue!) #{Primary Verse - ACME Employee}