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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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I’ve been thinking about this all day
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You ever get impressed by your own curves?
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I bring a “I want to have sex with my best friends” kinda vibe to the group chat that my friends don’t like
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God, I wish I could make you suck in my fingers right now.
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So often when I have a quiet moment to let my mind wander, I think about your hands. The way they feel sliding up and down my back in comfort. The way it feels when your fingers run through my hair. The way you grip my hip to pull me in closer and put me where you want me. The weight of your palm pressing on my clit as your fingers slip inside of me.
Your hands are captivating.
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taylor swift’s work wouldn’t be nearly as insufferable if she wasn’t constantly trying to present herself as some sort of tortured underdog. like, okay, she has endured hardships, and a lot of people, especially white men, are shitty towards her for purely misogynistic reasons. that sucks, i agree. but she’s never been an underdog before. she was born to well-off parents who did everything they could to start her music career when she was barely even a teenager, an opportunity that lots of people would kill for. now she’s extremely famous and wealthy, and everything she releases is destined to sell millions of copies and receive glowing reviews in nearly every publication. she is not an underdog, and i have trouble believing she’s particularly “tortured.” she’s not even an alcoholic, despite claiming to be one on the opening track of her new album! people like to defend her lyrics by saying she’s just playing a character, which i don’t believe for a second, but even if she was, i don’t think i want to listen to someone like swift play the character of a tortured underdog, not when there’s so many musicians out there who are actually tortured underdogs. it comes across as hollow. “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me,” sung by one of the wealthiest, most famous, most critically acclaimed musicians in the world, who was born to loving parents who personally helped her start her career, who once said she’d never been to therapy because she “just feels very sane.” if you’re going to play a character, maybe pick one who we’re not supposed to pity.
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Does your boyfriend sniff you like "new rug"?
No?
Lucky you.
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Transgender Magazine Recreates Naked Adam Levine Photo
Trans Man Aydian Dowling posing naked for FTM Magazine photo recreation.
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please watch my favorite game changer clip ever
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Sometimes I think about the way your shoulders droop slightly in relaxation as you lay your head on my lap.
Sometimes I think about the small gasp you emit everytime you hear me say that I love you.
Sometimes I think about the slight glaze that comes over your eyes when you get to cum inside of me.
And every single little thought of you makes me crave you more.
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