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I actually kinda like going to the dentist

Maybe I just have a really nice dentist or I've slowly gotten desensitized from wearing braces for most of my teenage years, but it's like, yeah, go ahead, use a water drill in my mouth, make my teeth feel funny, I don't care anymore

#just rambling

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Dhxjsjxhdhshdhd I love my bf so much he just said "hey do you ever see a picture that changes your life forever" and then showed me a photo of a loaf of bread shaped like a crocodile

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#dressing up as a superhero to commit acts of vigilantism

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I've been watching Rick & Morty, and seeing Rick pull out the multiple robotic arms sure did something for me

I know they're for fighting and stuff but I want to get pinned down by those

#mdni #rick & morty #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick fucker

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aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧

catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops

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I think we need to learn that being perverted is not inherently bad

Yes, you shouldn't act perverted towards someone who did not consent to it or is underage, it's absolutely wrong to do that

But if you're being perverted towards an adult who is on board with it, then there's absolutely nothing wrong with it

#just rambling

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

#reblogging as support

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

#bro I'm watching rick and morty right now and like #I like it but I never understood the “you need a high IQ to understand it” thing #ffs half of the jokes are fart jokes #but yeah Taylor Swift is Rick and Morty but for teen girls

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#and being bisexual doesn't justify this kind of behavior #you don't kiss someone for the sake of a third party's arousal without consent

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I kinda want to get my tongue split

Pros:

- Sexy as fuck

Cons:

- Afraid of pain

- Can't afford it right now

- Couldn't whistle anymore

#rambles

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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You know what? Fuck cringe culture, it's ok to simp for fictional characters that could be your gran, long live GILFs

#not monster stuff #just trying to come to terms with the fact that I'm simping for a character it's considered cringe to simp for #fandom #cringe culture is dead

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Hey guys, seriously remember to throw out any old water laying around, I forgot to empty my AC and the room reeked until I got rid of the water in it.

#just rambling

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#I used to think I was very perverted #but man #I've seen some things on this site that I wish to unsee