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highly selective & private DEVON JOSEPH 'DJ' from fresh tv’s total drama franchise. loved by nikki.low activity.sideblog to soughtpower.
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crazy, stupid, love sentence starters:
“ you were right, i shouldn’t have eaten all that bread. ”
“ no puppy eyes, you little maniac. ”
“ you’re not talking, and that only makes me talk more. ”
“ if you keep talking i’m gonna’ get out of the car. ”
“ just for the record, i think about you… while i do it. ”
“ i’m pretty sure you’re my soulmate. ”
“ i did, i jumped out of a moving car. ”
“ i don’t care, i love him. and given the opportunity, yes, i would have his babies. ”
“ friend to friend, ew. ”
“ your life is so pg-13. ”
“ don’t you think you’re a little old to be using cheesy pick-up lines? ”
“ i can’t take my eyes off of you. that’s a fact, not a line. ”
“ you’re a double negative. ”
“ i hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable, i’ve developed like a little… crush. ”
“ i just wanted to say… shit. ”
“ i don’t know when you and i stopped being us. ”
“ i’m a total stranger, how would i know something so intimate about your life? ”
“ you’re getting drunk on watered down vodka like a fourteen year old girl. ”
“ i don’t know if i should help you or if i should euthanize you. ”
“ i’m gonna’ help you rediscover your manhood. ”
“ what happened to your feet? ”
“ are you steve jobs? are you the billionaire owner of apple computers? ”
“ you have a mom butt. is that what you want? ”
“ stop slapping me. really. ”
“ i wouldn’t touch you. if my life depended on it. ”
“ how you are doing this wildly sexy, yet unbelievably cute thing that you’re doing? ”
“ you ran in the other direction when you saw me coming the other day. ”
“ love is for stupid assholes. ”
“ god, would you put on some clothes, please? ”
“ my schwanz is in your face, if it’s not bothering you we gotta’ bigger problem. ”
“ you want me to fight someone? ”
“ go away. please don’t come back ever. ”
“ you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ”
“ you’ll learn to love me, i promise. ”
“ you know i’ll kill him if he hurts you. ”
“ i’m glad we switched babies at the hospital. ”
“ i’m so mad at you for what you did. but i’m mad at myself too. ”
“ you fight for your soulmates. ”
“ he scares the shit out of me. ”
“ i was trying to move on. but i don’t want to. you’ve always been the only one. ”
“ i thought that you were gonna’ propose. ”
“ do you still find me attractive? still wanna’ take me home? ”
“ no. i am sexy. i am r-rated sexy. ”
“ i am here to bang. we are gonna’ bang. ”
“ take off your shirt. ”
“ fuck! seriously? it’s like your photoshopped! ��
“ thank god i’m drunk. ”
“ i don’t want your slutty money. ”
“ no way. break up right now. ”
“ i will mess you up! ”
“ go big or go home, right bud? ”
“ i’m sorry for being a dick. ”
“ i’m in love with her. i love her. ”
“ i think it’s fantastic that you’re a better man. ”
“ there is no such thing as one true love. ”
“ i met my soulmate when i was fifteen years old. ”
“ because when you find the one, you never give up. ”
“ i brought a firearm from a shitty site. i’m prepared to shoot you in the face with it. ”
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Keiynan Lonsdale as Bram Greenfeld in Love, Simon (2018) dir. Greg Berlanti
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"You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
❝ they were going to euthanise the puppies, duncan. the puppies !! ❞ the words are whispered through clenched teeth, arms curling around the small animal in his hold almost protectively as brows furrow at the very thought of it. never in a million years would DJ have ever thought that he would end up in a situation like this ──── hiding behind a dumpster in the middle of the night, desperately trying to evade the cops after breaking into an animal shelter to steal their puppies. man, his mom was going to skin him alive. ❝ look, okay. there’s one more left in the shelter. if we can just get all of them to my apartment somehow, i can figure it out from there. even if i have to adopt all five of them myself. ❞
#jailbrd#i'm literally screaming#breaking into a shelter to rescue puppies? a dj mood.#‹ ☼ › I. VERSE / UNDETERMINED.
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❝ you know i would if i could, courtney. ❞ the words are accompanied by a short sigh, left hand coming up to push his sunglasses up onto his forehead as the other continues to stroke bunny. ❝ you know i hate chris and this whole show as much as you do , but that doesn’t change the fact that i’m still under contract. ‘sides, don’t you have the whole thing on tape anyways ? ❞
yeah, courtney was ANNOYING. but she’d been wronged and was desperately trying to get witnesses for her lawsuit. ❛ come on , please DJ ? you WATCHED it happen !! i was totally SCREWED OVER and if i can’t win the competition or see duncan again, i at least want to make this show PAY for letting it happen. ❜
* ⟡ ⋮ ❛ @gentilgiant liked !!
#atyped#courtney is right and she should say it !#it's been a solid 10 years but i'm still bitter about her elimination#‹ ☼ › I. VERSE / TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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STARTER CALL. hit the ♥ for a starter from ur favourite Soft™ boy !
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so annoying when ppl are like “ur always laughin” “u laugh at everything” “its not that funny” like OK sorry i’m a happy person why u bitter
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anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..
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“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?” // baking buddies ? baking buddies.
❛ UH, courtney ? you picked out a recipe for a four tiered cake with like ─ three different flavours and chocolate ganache between every layer. ❜ when dj had agreed to bake with courtney, he’d expected that they would start with something small and uncomplicated, like an apple pie. maybe even a few lemon tarts, if they were feeling particularly adventurous. in any case, he most certainly did not expect to be baking this giant monstrosity of a cake, especially not on the first day. ❛ i mean, not that i’m complaining or anything. but it’s not exactly beginner material, y’know ?? ❜
FLUFF STARTERS / accepting !
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“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.” / from gothjournaled!
❛ OKAY, BUT it was your idea to watch a horror movie with me in the first place. ❜ he responds, shooting gwen a playful glare as he makes his way back to the sofa after shutting the front door. leave it to dj to get a noise complaint from his neighbours solely on the basis of just how loud his scared screams are. typical. ❛ why can’t we ever watch somethin’ nice for a change, gwen ? what’s wrong with the food network, hm ?? ❜
FLUFF STARTERS / accepting !
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Non-romantic fluff starters
“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
“I just really need a hug right now…”
“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
“This would look so cute on you!”
“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”
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send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on
I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!
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where are the cute little baby cows at ??
sideblog to and follows from @soughtpower !
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