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INSIDE OUT (2015) QUOTES
Take her to the moon for me. Okay?
C'mon! Think positive!
I’m positive that you’ll get lost in there!
Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life’s problems.
Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now YOU!
What was that? I though you said we were gonna “act casual”.
Oh, I show you attitude, old man!
What is your problem? Just leave me alone!
Well, that was a disaster.
I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.
I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few… hours.
All right! We did not die today, I call that an unqualified success.
Six years of drama school… for this.
Well, what would you do if you’re so smart?
Of course your tiny brain is confused. Guess I’LL just have to dumb it down to your level!
Sorry I don’t speak moron as well as you, but lemme try! Duuuuuhhhhhh!
Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah, you’re welcome.
I say we lock ourselves in our room and use that one swear word we know. It’s a good one!
What’s “poo-ber-tee”?
Remember the funny movie where the dog died?
Oh nothing. Just the best idea ever!
Hey! Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before?
This is ridiculous! We can’t even get a good night’s sleep anymore.
These are my kind of people!
Being cool is exhausting. 
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giiantmarshmallow:
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{ starter call to get things going! no cap, i’ll get on these asap. }
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I couldn’t sleep so I doodled marshmallow chubs.
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physical? or EMOTIONAL.
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❛ . . . ❜
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❛ whichever you’d prefer i address first. ❜
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вayмaх
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❛ hello! i am baymax. your personal healthcare companion. ❜
             ❛ on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? ❜
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petition to protect baymax
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❛ petiton. a formal written request --- typically one signed by many people ---appealing to authority in respect of a particular cause. ❜ so dictated his database, anyway. humming in momentary contemplation, baymax merely inclined his head in response. ❛ i’d prefer it to be for you. the patient’s well-being comes before my own. though i do my best to stay safe and fully functioning for them anyway. ❜
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I love Baymax
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❛ i am pleased to be held in such high esteem. after all, a compassionate lifestyle leads to greater psychological well-being. my only concern is your care. ❜
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feel free to cry, it’s okay, even in public. release your tension and you’ll feel lighter.
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grins up at the big puff of a robot. "You doin' good, buddy? Hiro hasn't been giving you too much trouble, has he?"
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❛ hello, tadashi! ❜ though baymax cannot return his easy grin, there’s a certain fondness as his otherwise robotic voice lifts to greet the other. inclining his head in confirmation that yes, he was fine, baymax tilted his head slightly at the mention of tadashi’s younger brother. after a moment to register the question, he responds — ❛ of course not. we tried the ‘video games’ before. my no harm protocol may have hindered our enjoyment a little. but i put the irritation down to his pubescent mood swings. hiro has also shown me a ‘fist bump!’ a greeting to be used when excited, or pumped up. correct? ❜
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❛ your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜
popular text posts && ask memes 4 // accepting
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❛ i still fail to see why the fist bump cannot remain our signature greeting, hiro, ❜ baymax insists stubbornly. the newfangled handshakes were too fast for him to keep up with, it’s not a matter of not knowing how to perform them. ❛ fred punched himself in the face yesterday trying one. somehow. they’re a clear and present danger to health. ❜
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POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  ( PART 4 )
❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜ ❛ i hope no one lowkey hates me. highkey hate me. hate me with every fiber of your being. go big or go home ❜ ❛ my style isn’t even my style, i can’t afford my actual style ❜ ❛ i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight ❜ ❛ i don’t mean to interrupt people i just randomly remember things and get really excited, i’m sorry ❜ ❛ sir, you cannot name your son ‘Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3’ we just won’t allow it ❜ ❛ if you asked me what my sexuality was, i couldn’t give you a straight answer ❜ ❛ i just wanna wear lingerie, smell like lavender, and have soft skin ❜ ❛ yabba dabba done with your shit ❜ ❛ 5 years ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense ❜ ❛ the only reason i’m staying in school is so i can provide for my future ❜ ❛ occupation: sleepiest girl on the planet ❜ ❛ true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse ❜ ❛ (not so) breaking news: i’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it ❜ ❛ my new year’s resolution is to stop ❜ ❛ people keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like i’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao listen, death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hot dog ❜ ❛ do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that you’re as weird as them ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow ❜ ❛ is ‘no’ an emotion because i feel it ❜ ❛ i wanna be the one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me ❜ ❛ concept: me, having friends and being liked by people ❜ ❛ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❜ ❛ replace my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less ❜ ❛ i need a hug and six months of sleep ❜ ❛ good morning i’m obsessed with being loved ❜ ❛ don’t come back when you realize that i’m rare ❜ ❛ i’m stuck in between ‘i really wanna meet new people’ and ‘why can’t everyone leave me the fuck alone’ ❜ ❛ can you believe some people meet each other and just hit it off right off the bat and just… date??? and fall in love? ?? that sounds fake ? ? ? ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ people are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and i’m just like… buddy, i’m barely even a person ❜ ❛ you ever talk to a stupid boy to pass time? ❜ ❛ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ❜ ❛ i’ll always have a soft spot for you ❜ ❛ i hate being tickled. i do not think it’s cute, i do not think it’s funny. i will kick you in the fucking face ❜ ❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜ ❛ there’s no blood in my veins anymore it is coffee and broken dreams ❜ ❛ i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me ❜ ❛ i’m a hopeless romantic… emphasis on hopeless ❜ ❛ i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests… i don’t ❜ ❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole ❜ ❛ my biggest problem is i don’t like, do shit ❜ ❛ how am i supposed to be productive when netflix just automatically plays the next episode for you? ❜ ❛ a girls sleepy voice is probably the cutest thing that has ever existed on this earth ❜ ❛ at like a really specific time at night i feel like i wanna fall in love or some shit but then i wake up and i’m ok again ❜ ❛ i’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way. i have no preference ❜ ❛ i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions ❜ ❛ i want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but i’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza ❜ ❛ why are there waiting lists for preschools?!?! babies are small!!!! 800 could fit in one room, just stack them ❜ ❛ raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time ❜ ❛ i hate being the stereotypical emo bitch, but life sux, my dude ❜ ❛ i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw ‘em like real close and graze somebody to let them know to shut the fuck up ❜ ❛ my heart says yes but my mom says no ❜ ❛ if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever that’s fine, but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more ❜ ❛ guess who got shit done today….. not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there ❜ ❛ i promise i’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe ❜ ❛ why spend money on booze when i can get fucked up by conspiracy theories for free? ❜ ❛ binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant ❜ ❛ merry crisis, everyone ❜ ❛ my whole life is the one episode of friends where ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that he’s fine when he clearly isn’t fine ❜ ❛ i’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men ❜ ❛ kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too ❜ ❛ do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just ‘oh yes i’d kiss you’ ❜ ❛ not interested dot com forward slash you ❜ ❛ napping together is my kind of date ❜ ❛ i’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard when there are so many things that need my hate ❜ ❛ i need to stop imagining things i’d say in interviews if i was ever famous because i am not ❜ ❛ guess who got their life together!!!!! …not me, but someone probably has ❜ ❛ concept: the worst is over. everything’s gonna be okay now ❜ ❛ me, giving your eulogy at your funeral: ‘we are gathered here today to mourn a friend, a relative, a companion and a loved one, and to kinkshame them one last time’ ❜ ❛ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry ❜ ❛ i was so ugly in 2008 because i didn’t care about my looks, i cared about the jonas brothers ❜ ❛ i’m the whole package: bitter AND petty ❜ ❛ my life is that awkward walk/jog you do in front of a car when you’re crossing the street ❜ ❛ i use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that ❜ ❛ my aesthetic is looking really tired even when i’ve had enough sleep and having a lot of bad habits and responding poorly to criticism ❜ ❛ yes you’re allowed to have other friends, you just have to love me more ❜ ❛ i just want to be somewhere warm and making questionable decisions ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if you want to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ screenshots don’t scare me, i know what the fuck i said ❜ ❛ ‘you’re kind of annoying’ kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted ‘kind of’ about it ❜ ❛ *jumps over hole in sidewalk* yeah you could say i’m pretty fucking athletic ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘dress to impress’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves ❜ ❛ sorry, i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue ❜ ❛ valentine’s day is coming up, i don’t know what to buy myself ❜ ❛ you’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time ❜ ❛ ‘dude, i’m wasted’ and by wasted, i’m talking about my wasted potential because i’m a lazy piece of shit ❜ ❛ i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker ❜ ❛ is it too late to try to be myspace famous ❜ ❛ ask him if he’s good with his hands, then when he comes over, make him put together ikea furniture ❜ ❛ if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart ❜ ❛ please don’t get tired of me ❜ ❛ finals? fuck a final. gone girl myself. ❜ ❛ i really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when i was little ❜ ❛ i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire ❜ ❛ why must the cute ones (me) suffer ❜ ❛ nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens.’ gayliens are real and out there ❜ ❛ not to be bitter or anything but i hope everyone that has ever hurt me is absolutely miserable ❜ ❛ my mind says college, but my heart says isolated sheep herder in iceland ❜ ❛ i am an adult oh god make it stop ❜
( you can find the other three parts here: 1, 2, 3 )
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❛ i fail to see the resemblance, hiro. ❜ it’s almost humorous how literally he takes anything said to him a lot of the time --- this instance was no different. baymax produces a marshmallow from the pack and eyes it, head tilting, almost as if expecting it to bust out with his usual ‘personal healthcare robot’ spiel. squishing it interestedly between two fingers, he asks --- ❛ is ‘giant marshmallow’ a term of endearment? according to my database, nicknames are common ways to express fondness for another, or used as playful greetings. hmm. would you also like one, if that is the case? ❜
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giiantmarshmallow:
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{ starter call to get things going! no cap, i’ll get on these asap. }
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❛ climbing a mountain without proper equipment is not safe, ❜ baymax tells them as if this wasn’t perfectly obvious. though his voice is robotic as one would expect, there’s somehow a concerned note to his words as he tilts his head at the human. ❛ my database tells me it’s a rather unsafe height for humans to fall from --- did you sustain any injuries upon landing? were they looked at at all? if not, perhaps i could look them over for you. ❜
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{ he’s not WRONG goddamn he dunno what to do with ur no organ having ass >:^( }
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❛ that sounds very dangerous, ❜ baymax remarks placidly, mildly taken aback by the other recounting such perilous missions. in all honesty, he quite enjoyed listening to others --- whether it was to comfort or merely provide company. regardless, he gives the other a once over, predictably concerned nature coming into play. ❛ have you sustained any injuries i should be aware of? perhaps i can assist you. my name is baymax --- personal healthcare companion. ❜
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