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Ahhh…leave it to our girl @nope1745 to start off the new year with a special dose of Samshine. SH in my opinion has never looked better. Sitting with GMcT, relaxed, self deprecating, spontaneous, tanned and sexy as hell in his go to kilt is the SH we have missed and love. He knows what his fans like, and never leaves us disappointed. Is there nothing this man won’t do to make his fans smile? Teasing us, while fussing with his kilt never gets old for me. If you roll your eyes and feel compelled to point out all the things that offend you about the above clip with a second by second analysis complete with diagrams and footnotes of totally irrelevant fictions of all the ways SH continues to bamboozle his fans…why the actual fuck are you spending so much time in a SH fandom? I’m not saying that necessarily makes you a hater. Really, I’m not saying that. But calling this small vocal, boring and predictable group that shows up primarily to shit all over SH, very petty, mean spirited, often uninformed, sometimes obsessed and incredibly arrogant ardent devoted “dislikers” doesn’t really fit. So….I stand corrected. Haters it is. Mommies, grannies, horny or not, book girlfriends, super fans, blind followers, content creators and just plain fans, the end of the drought is in sight. Im looking forward to another year of Ginger Jesus guilty pleasure with the incredibly talented, funny (on purpose or not), beautiful, loyal, supportive ride or die gals that keep the circus going. And make it a lot of fun.🎪🤡🎡🤹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍸🥃🍹🍾🐇🍑🦄 🍊⛄️🎬🎯🎁🤬😱🙌💪🧚‍♀️🐱🦜🍆🪗😻👀😉Too many emojis?

So from this point on I’m “girl with a missing pearl. It’s a new year and I thought it more appropriate than the tumblr auto generated one. The “painting”, my favourite, has played a significant role in my fandom journey plus I cleaned out my jewelry boxes and for some unexplained reason I have 13, yes 13 single, unmatched pearl earrings.🥸 Also I thought I created my post 3 years ago, but according to auto bot, they sent me the obligatory congrats it’s been 2 years message.WTF! Good thing or a bit f&cked up?🤔

Y’all, he’s so cheeky 🥰

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Wonderful indeed. Thanks @nope1745! Happy Christmas to all!🎄🌲🤶🧑‍🎄🎁

Some SamShine to get your Christmas weekend started ✨

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Santa, family, friends…all I want for Christmas…😉🎄🤶🍾🎉

I really, really, really love books. I can’t seem to spot Waypoints or Clanlands in this incredible collection though. Anyone?

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@sop123456778 asked for a 'chance to get a peek at your bookshelf' and since it's the right season for granted wishes, I am happy to oblige, with this very typical - I am afraid - Eastern European living room:

A tiny fraction of those bookshelves, too :)

[Later edit] And ok, for good measure, a random bookshelf, in my room:

Will be back this evening. 😘

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It really is the gift that keeps on giving. FYI, SH has never looked better.

And so are you @nope1745😉

They are truly the gift that keeps on giving. Cuties 🥰

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It really is beginning to look a lot like Christmas when the holiday SH compilations feature in the fandom! Love all the pics. However that middle pic is not SH. I’ve viewed enough shirtless thirst traps to know that SH doesn’t have a line of happiness from his belly button to….(I’ve been banned from the emoji police to post anything eggplant related!😂 A little levity during the sometimes stressful holiday season can go a long way!🎄😉

Sometimes a man is ART. Look at Sam Heughan!

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Chemistry anyone?😉

SAM HEUGAN as JAMIE FRASERin O U T L A N D E R

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I have a couple of words @nope1745 -THANK YOU 😉

There are no words adequate for Sam Heughan crawling with his mouth open. 🔥

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Red Deer in Lochranza

Photo by Tony McLean

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Wow! Let it snow!❄️ @solgasart this piece is absolute perfection. Every time I look at it, I find something different. Haunting, otherworldly, Jamie Fraser.

Hi, Friends! This time I wanted to change my routine and my creative process and try something new, mixed technique: design, collage and painting. And this is not only experiment but also tribute to all creative talented designers I know. You are fantastic creators!👍👏 And with this my artwork I begin a preparation for the winter season. 😉❄️

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Stupid bigotry is definitely a smh part of this fandom @sgiandubh. How predictable for SH haters to hold the man to an unrealistic standard. His success in Outlander has been rewarding. It’s not like he tries to hide the fact. I wish I could find the video when GMcT says something like “when is the last time you paid for clothing or anything” to SH. Not verbatim, but the sentiment is correct, and this was years ago. Even if SH paid for every t- shirt, baseball cap or red sole pair of shoes he’s photographed wearing, so what? He can certainly afford it. The truth is he probably gets sent more free swag than he could wear in 10 lifetimes. The man is tall, handsome, fit and famous. He not only gets free, often very expensive clothes and vacations, but gets paid very well to be photographed wearing these items and at these places. I don’t have the time or the patience to explain how and why famous rich celebrities get so much free stuff. If you need to feel good about yourself, hate the game, not the player. I don’t know why the SH hater police feel the need to examine everything the man does under a microscope just to find some kind of “aha” evidence to use against him. What I don’t understand is the point of putting so much time and energy trying to turn his fans against him. Instead of censuring SH for not donating the value of his free clothes or vacations to charity, perhaps donate the hours you spend scouring the internet tracking his every move to a worthy cause. Just because we occasionally swoon, we know SH is not perfect. Isn’t it time to move on?

Bigotry

C: wears $840.00 Khaite NY Lorimer leather pumps at the launch of Manzi's Soho.

Mordor: Beautiful! Wonderful! Lovely! Adorable!

S: wears $230.00 Stone Island Tshirt for an IG story from Nevis.

Mordor: Boo! Crook! Go away! You're a joke! You should donate that money, not spend it on rags!

Ahem. You do realize 99% of what they wear on promo (including social media) are freebies from the brands, right?

Also, while we are at it, let's talk a bit about the #ad hashtag, when it comes to the Nevis Four Seasons Resort. This is product placement all the way, and it's been around since at least the Fifties. Instagram is nothing but its last playground:

With a contract to boot and rather strict rules and procedures:

[source, heh: https://trendhero.io/blog/product-placement/]

I thought I was clear enough when I posted about S the Influencer (still something to do, in lieu of 0 projects due to Excruciating Strike). It would seem I wasn't and since it clearly did not fit a certain agenda, it went under the radar.

So you still think there's anything spontaneously non-lucrative about what he showed us from Nevis? Heh. Also, you still think he's still there or that it was not a series of latergrams, carefully vetted with FS Nevis' Marketing and Sales Department prior to publication?

Judging by the resort's comments under yesterday's shirtless post, everybody is happy with the result.

Oh, well. I can't argue with stupid bigotry, really.

#sam heughan #outlander #outlander season 7 #sam cait #sassanach #men in kilts 2 #sam heughan caitriona balfe chemistry #sam heughan kilt #cats

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Absolutely brilliant! Truly a Halloween trick the fandom will find a treat. Thanks to the very talented artist @solgasart for sharing. 🎃

The Halloween season is started already. And here is my Halloween crossover for this year. Enjoy the magic 🔊🎃😁

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Ok @nope1745 once again you literally created the perfect a picture perfect post. How sick do I have to be to leave my “Ode to SH’s 🍆” as my last post? Obviously a lot sicker than I am🤣! Just did a super quick scroll through the fandom and I can’t wait to take a hour or two, and give these tantalizing posts the attention they deserve. Which is not today. The grown ups just caught me texting when I should be resting. I might be in trouble🥸 Thank f&ck they have no idea what nonsense I get up to in this fandom 😉!

Here’s some Monday morning hand porn. You’re welcome 🔥

Credit deonna_outlander Instagram

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Question: How sick would I need to be to find this post and not comment? So I have the flu, fever -still101/102-and miserable, sore throat and basically communicating with my third finger for any fool who knocks on my door and comes in before I can tell them to f&ck off.

Answer: A lot sicker. Sicker with no internet connection. So sicker than I am now.

To the brilliant @odessa-2, well done. Very well done indeed. Definitely a top 10, at least, probably top 5 on the list of greatest fan posts ever. Genius. Sorry 🦜😢

Since we are all talking about SH’s 🍆……I’ll add a few thoughts, a lot of nonsense and a cool drink of water to slake our thirst during this drought

So. I was thinking about the posts regarding SH’s supposed inability to fill out the 🍍 🦜🩲 he wore filming MIK2. Bitch please. It’s called Acting. He was trying to inject a little humour for his show. A little context. Many actors use a prosthetic 🍆when filming. Alexander Skarsgard in the series Big Little Lies, big prosthetic 🍆, yet funnily enough he went all au natural full frontal 🍆 for an episode of True Blood. And…In all fairness the prosthetic used in BLL was quite large, and the True Blood episode was filmed in the snow. Read cold. I believe shrinkage is a real thing. Theo James in an episode of White Lotus used a prosthetic 🍆. A really long one. And of course there are many others. It is widely assumed that actor/comedian Pete Davidson has a substantial 🍆 based on the amount of beautiful girls he dates. Don’t quote me but I believe he admitted his 🍆was average. However, due to lack of photographic and investigative reporting to confirm or deny the 🍆he remains what the kids call “an urban legend”. Last bit is more of a fun fact than the professional investigative reporting that will follow.

So. SH. And SH’s 🍆 shown both in and out of Outlander. In no particular order.

For all the haters who made the rounds with 🎯👊🫢👀 and what I assume they thought were witty or stinging comments about SH’s🍆being rather small in his 🍍🦜🩲smuggler in an episode of MIK2. For the record that was one of the loosest fitting pair of swim trunks. So sorry not sorry. No shame in SH’s game.

Exhibit A SH’s 🍆

I really should save this exhibit for the end, but I really don’t want to. Trust me ladies, the frame where SH is frolicking in the mud pond is something that takes a wee bit longer than the other frames to appreciate, but again, trust me and take your time. It’s all there. I’m not a lawyer but the evidence 🍆speaks for itself. No shame in SH’s game.

Exhibit B Haters vs SH’s 🍆

Spend a minute or so and watch the frame where SH is on the beach, just a wholesome attractive guy, fully dressed, skipping stones. In this case the picture really is worth a couple of thousand words. Seriously. Kudos to the genius that slowed down the clip. Clearly SH would fill out a properly fitted🍆 🦜🩲every day of the week and twice on Sunday if he can look so hot in a loose fitting pair of chinos. Case closed.😉or at least it should be.

Exhibit C The cold water 🍆test.

And I mean really, really cold water test. How did no one in editing catch those few seconds where SH literally lets go au national, spreading his arms as he joyfully runs into the ice cold water off the coast of Scotland filming MIK 🍆swinging clearly 👀 for all to see. (Once the clip is enlarged 🥸 and slowed down). Editor either fell asleep for 3 seconds or decided to leave the ever popular in Outlander land, Easter egg as a treat for the most ardent of fans. And wasn’t SH such a good sport to do this after he lost that bet with GMT who for context was wearing a coat with a couple of plaids wrapped around his shoulders for warmth. Accidental or brilliant editing? How many time’s would you say that particular clip has been viewed? Again the🍆 speaks for itself.

Exhibit D Hollywood vs SH’s 🍆

So the Outlander clips where SH and CB as JF and CF in bed provide a little room for discussion. The season 3 reunited in bed scene looks pretty authentic to me. The season 5 happy birthday in bed scene when JF actually says his 🍆 still stands up at 50 was part of the script. The scene was pretty hot and heavy so not sure a stand in 🍆was used. Or needed. But it’s possible.

Exhibit E Haters vs Incriminating photos involving SH’s 🍆

Sometimes you need to pick your battles. Some clearly see 🍆, while others will always say it’s just the angle, shadows and shade. No minds will be changed on either side. Ever.

And finally…Exhibits not included in this particular montage, and there are many, when SH sidles up to CB or CB sidles up to SH.

Now I grew up with sisters but with lots of male cousins, 5 male next door neighbours etc. -by the time I was 13, I realized why some boys always held their books or binders in their 🍆 areas. I was also told repeatedly that sometimes a 🍆has a mind of its own and you just can’t control it. I believe there’s a Seinfeld episode about this very topic. So sometimes it’s easy to tell if a man is attracted to a woman and sometimes it’s not. CB is a beautiful woman, with a beautiful body- she was a VS model ffs so it’s not surprising a man’s🍆 can go rogue. And there are probably a few men who don’t react to CB in a slinky purple long dress or a short grey dress. But SH has been photographed on more than one occasion with a bit of 🍆evidence he’s into her. What the actual fuck any of this has to do with SH 🍆 I have no idea. For those that have read to this point I’m sorry, you just spent 10 minutes of your life you’ll never get back. For those who are offended or disgusted that a group of grown ass amazing women of all ages can appreciate SH’s 🍆all I can say is lighten up. It’s good clean fun. Men do exactly the same thing, swimsuit issues of a certain magazine come to mind. It’s not a discussion that would prompt Mensa to start handing out memberships but that’s not the point. And if you’re thinking of sending me a nasty Dm telling me I’m objectifying SH, don’t try me. SH is a willing participant here. If you need any proof, remember our shirtless selfie posting Ginger Jesus has the final say on his show MIK. Maybe he honestly missed the born free moment, but the mud bath and his 🍍trunks let’s just say that SH is the master of his 🍆 and doesn’t care, well he cares a bit who knows about it.

P.S if you’re looking for something well written and interesting firstly what the F&ck are you doing reading anything I write, I suggest you give our girl @sgiandubh a keek.

Gratuitous cock shots....cause why not?

You know, whilst we wait for SC to never come out and whilst we wait for the next installment of insults to our intellect, we may as well get back to basics....🍆 and remember why Caitriona looks like this when with Tbag 👀

And why she looks like this when in the proximity of Sam Hugeone👀

It's because of this 👇

And this 🍆

🍆😳

Sam's one eyed monster brings out Cait's green eyed monster

Cait only has eyes for her co star's/brother's Manaconda 🐍

Is Sam smuggling a muppet in his pants or is his lap hammer just pointing to his woman? 🧐

Yeehaw cowboy 🤠🍆

*totally shameless I know*

#sam heughan #outlander #outlander season 7 #sam cait #sassanach #men in kilts 2 #sam heughan caitriona balfe chemistry #sam heughan kilt #cats #men in kilts

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Perfecto. Perfect is a good word. I’ll add Sexy? Anyone have any other words to add?😉

*let’s try and keep it clean. Oh, and maybe leave some innocent vegetable emojis out of it🤣

Perfecto ! 🥰

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I like this too. Hmmm….

I loved this part where J is just watching C or is it S watching C ? I can't tell the difference...xoxoxoo

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You truly have a gift @nope1745. I wasn’t expecting this, but “Thankful Tuesday” was a lovely surprise. What would the fandom do without you? Is that his latest car? British racing green? Or apple green? Why do I suddenly feel like I need a cold crisp G&T to really enjoy this? Don’t forget humping Heughan, sorry…I mean humpday Heughan! 😉🧚‍♀️🤭😘

Thankful Tuesday…..for the color green. 💚

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Motorcycle Monday. You must know we now demand a daily dose of Ginger Jesus @nope1745! I hope you didn’t think Wednesday humpday Heughan was a one and done?😉

Happy Motorcycle Monday friends! 🏍️

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