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gojoed · 4 hours
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gojoed · 6 hours
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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gojoed · 10 hours
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gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
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gojoed · 15 hours
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Stressed Out | Backslide
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gojoed · 15 hours
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let's be bad at video games together
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gojoed · 15 hours
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why is he like this?
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gojoed · 16 hours
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fuck a “casual relationship”
i want mutual violent obsession ONLY
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gojoed · 18 hours
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fluff fic ended in the word “daddy” I think I might just die for my health
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Can I say something about backslide? It's fucking sad. The weather is grey, wet, sunless, it's sad. The lyrics are sad. The video is meager. And sad. And not even the type of sadness that makes you cry, no, it's the lazy kind, the one that has you wandering in your own house not knowing what to do and simultaneously not feeling like doing anything so you end up spending 5 hours watching YouTube.
Even Josh's burger patty is fucking sad
anon you're so right. i don't fucking know WHAT josh put in that vid, but somehow it's the saddest music video in the pilots' history. i felt it from the beginning, and i don't know-- i expected something... lighter? i don't even know WHAT makes this one so sad, it's just. pure helplessness. you can't break out of the cycle. you will always be like this, but there will be better days. there will also be worse days. and then, when you feel better you'll try your best to 'fix' everything and apologize.
'i was told when i get older all my fears would shrink' -- 'did you solve all of your problems?' man.
i don't know how they always find a way to impress me and make me fall in love with them again and again.
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i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”
HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT
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gojoed · 19 hours
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you're so off-putting i need you
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gojoed · 19 hours
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anyway are we all in agreement that clancy is going to emotionally devastate us or?
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gojoed · 19 hours
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gojoed · 19 hours
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“April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.”
— T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land
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gojoed · 19 hours
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@sugurus-rightnipple
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Cowboy Stsg 🤠⭐️ there was short trend of it on twt and that I may or may not be late
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gojoed · 1 day
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80s anime dubbing is truly a lost art form
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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.
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