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wait check this out

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wire tutorial for a friend

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I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

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crying

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I found some Gasters in my files

#haunting #i like it

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

#I've never been able to stomach strawberries #so artificial strawberry flavor is beloved because I can taste strawberry #without the strawberry #but I picked multiple #because I also don't like watermelon #it just doesn't taste good #or #nearly every watermelon doesn't taste good #I've had maybe two watermelon in my life #that tasted okay

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#I am giving you a fisherman hat #I am also giving you a fishing rod #time to fish

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Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#Kirby is baby #I don't think he did any crimes #and plus #even if he did #he is baby #so he has legal protection

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wait check this out

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Consumed

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

#roomiest clown car I've ever been in.

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You are filled with appreciation of the world and all the beauty it contains :0 Honorable

I am bothering you with questions and statements

What is your favorite color, and which shade of that color do you like the most?? The least??

this is such a copout answer, but i genuinely don't have a favorite color! or, more accurately, i don't have ONE favorite color. every color is my favorite :3