rossi, shouting: how many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
reid: *bursts through the crowd* one to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness!!
me: i like this thing!
my brain: excellent, it’s your reason to live now. you won’t be able to think about anything else for a few days, weeks or even months. talking about virtually anything else will be a nightmare, but so will be talking about The Thing, because no one shares your level of enthusiasm. have fun!
i have never met a fangirl who doesn’t do The Smile when you talk about their favourite ship, like we all have The Smile, it’s the I CAN’T SCREAM IN PUBLIC BECAUSE ETIQUETTE BUT HOLY FUCK THEY’RE SO CUTE I COULD SCREAM.