Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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Seriously, what's the throuple's tag? Cause I keep finding Jack/Anne and Max/Ane and even Jack/Max content, but I really don't care about any of this, I want the whole package
Watching Black Sails again and, god, I'd forgotten how much I love the Jack/Anne/Max throuple
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HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY BLACK SAILS THANK YOU FOR GIVING THEM TO ME
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