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John Kramer sprinkling water on Lawrence’s head like a priest at a baptism …

#saw 3d #I feel fine about this btw thank u for asking #welcome to life larry

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im bored, have a bunch of specific headcanons i have about the s1 dads (including a few abt jodie & paeden)

- glenn's boots have a bit of a lift and heel to them, and add about three inches to his height, (he wears them because of this) henry thought he and glenn were the same height until glenn had taken them off at one point,

- darryl's baseball cap used to be franks

- henry has really good reflexes, and has almost hit people before when spooked, (he feels incredibly guilty abt this)

- ron has incredibly light blue eyes AND has a staring problem

- glenn cuts his own hair, as well as nicks,

- henry's only friends growing up were a couple of talking birds in oakvale

- ron does not know how to shave and he cant grow a beard

- darryl watches The Great British Bake Off while alone

- glenn has a massive vinyl collection but no record player

- paeden thought being vegan meant you ate only trees, he only learned it wasn't that when he got his frank memories back

- henry is so blonde that he looks like he doesn't have eyelashes

- ron combs his mustache every morning

- post-realms trip, darryl shaved off his beard at one point and scared glenn really bad early that morning, out of protest glenn started calling him 'butt naked darryl'

- jodie is a huge star wars nerd

- henry got another pair of glasses once they returned from the forgotten realms, they lasted two weeks before darryl accidentally stepped on them

- when the dads were to preoccupied with something and weren't paying attention to paeden he would climb up darryls shoulders and try to nose dive onto the ground, (they would usually catch him or stop him before he did)

- jodie got his title as king of hell because he beat satan in a rock paper scissors battle

- glenn tried to learn how to skateboard as a teenager but fell and chipped his tooth on the side walk, he did not try again

- ron doesn't know he can vote

- henry didn't legally exist for around 6 years after he ended up on earth, he and mercedes only realized it was a problem when they tried to get married

- darryl has had two concussions in his lifetime

- at ron and samantha's wedding ron tripped and fell while saying his vows

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Ref Recs for Whump Writers

Violence: A Writer’s Guide:  This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.

Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.

Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.

10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world. 

Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters. 

Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook

#oh babey let’s go #writing ref

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saw dir. james wan // “jigsaw survivor group” lawrence gordon as anonymous // “soft in the middle” shelby eileen // tumblr user chetungwan // “on the jellicoe road” melina marchetta // nikos kazantzakis // “grief lessons” four plays” euripides translated by anne carson // “14 lines from love letters or suicide notes” david ‘doc’ luben // “the haunting of hill house” dir. mike flanagan // “wuthering heights” emily brontë // “jigsaw survivor group” lawrence gordon as anonymous // saw: the final chapter dir. kevin greutert 

#just endless punches to the face thank you #saw 2004

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a crisp 1/3 of the first chapter of this fic . god help me

#its lark/grant yippee #how is it still this bare bones after MONTHS? #the writing fairy didnt write my fic for me blame her #ive been working on this stupid fuckin (affectionate) series since december #started with the last fic bc i am very intelligent and im halfway thru and it is 10k already #will i ever shut the fuck up #but im like. i should write it all before i post but i fear we will be in limbo until the end of time #and like i forgot that doing a masters degree is actually really time consuming and hard #shocked and appalled #n e way i will stop yapping now #u see why all the fics r so needlessly long i just can’t stop talking fjfkfk #postsandrecourse

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they should invent a way out that isnt through

#postsandrecourse

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thinking about how lark threatened to call cps when they got back and immediately darryl was like "jokes on you theres a very real chance we DONT get home" WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM 😭😭😭

#like yeah maybe dont say that to the viciously traumatised twelve year old #however #incredibly funny #classic zany Darryl!

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#beautiful old man i care you #puppy:)

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the problem in saw 3 is that john kramer doesn't undergo the proper introduction procedures for his pets. his brute otter is already terrorizing his futch lesbian behind his back and then he brings home this hot femme to do brain surgery and doesn't even keep her in the bathroom for two days so amanda can get used to her smell. jigsaw got what he was asking for with that one imo

#physical tears in my physical eyes

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#lark #because he’s a dickhead /affectionate

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#i know theyre audiowaves but grant has the weight AND height advantage #between him and lark it’d be close sure #and he might not win every time but on average #grant’s winning

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but i was so caught up with listening to the silly podcast i forgot i had to do my degree

#that shit snuck up on me so fast wdym class starts this week and also assignments next month and also #god help me #i miss going to the pub (its been four days) #and ill be there tomorrow #not the point #postsandrecourse

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Look, he kissed me with my own blood still on his lips. That’s practically a marriage proposal. 

#sighs #yeah. Yeah

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What’s a little Entangle between friends lovers dads flung into the Forgotten Realms. For @bearlyastar

+ Close Ups :]

#oh great heavens ! #dndads

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Daily Reminder: Sparrow Oak snapped a man's neck with their bare hands.

#no bc i think abt it constantly #Sparrow’s vicious bro #u love to see it #dndads

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SHALLOW GRAVE, 1994