gumonyourshoe

[gumonyourshoe]

Dads with remotes

Yes, I'm too lazy to pick up a pencil literally one metre away from me.

Why do you ask?

[gumonyourshoe]

Closeted me: playing basketball

Popular girl: omg you should ask Maria to the dance! You 2 would be SO cute

Me: *sweats nervously*

#why me #poor maria #hand me my shovel i'm going in #funny #funny quotes #first world struggles