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By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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"Straight" men are one prostate press away from going full gay and I think that says a lot about The Biden Administration and the effects of carbonated beverages

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Bothering the beast

#me as hell

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SURE....

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this being the top comment on glenn’s birthday post for rob is taking me out

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I've been thinking about this interaction a bit too much

Here's the video of the scene. It's playing in my head on repeat

#iasip

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the daria writers really did that

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compilation

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#saw posting

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Me

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#shenanigans

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happy tdov <3

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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how does golbat close its mouth?????

#pkmn

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Me to myself 2 hours ago: oh no he's posting cringe again

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