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hackabaker · 1 year
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He stumbles on a daily basis as it is already...
Actual footage of why Brains didn't make MAX bipedal.
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hackabaker · 2 years
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Unmute !
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hackabaker · 2 years
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hackabaker · 2 years
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"W-what do you mean...? It's a- a great hiding spot for when..." *eyes Grandma Tracy's cookies worriedly* "c-complications arise, so I thought I might share it in case the wo-world has complications of this s-sort, or others."
When we told Brains he should share some of his designs with the world this isn't what we meant.
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hackabaker · 2 years
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if you want to know how stupid elon musk is, for the aesthetics, he painted his space x cold box black. they are always painted white because they aren't trying to absorb heat.
they are essentially giant coolers. they keep cryogenic gases and liquids cold. so he made it more inefficient. like, what a dumb ass. he made his cold box a hot box in fucking texas.
it's so thermally inefficient and he is what nerds think is someone you want sending ppl to space??? really??? he'll fuck you over for aesthetics while losing more money in the process. and the math is wrong
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hackabaker · 2 years
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Ah, thank you for the tag!
Favorite colour: White. It represents neatness and tidiness.
Currently reading: It's not a book, but I'm reading an extract of some research Moffie- *coughs* Professor Moffat sent me in regard to some new undiscovered properties of the centurium. I don't have much time for reading, but I do enjoy mystery books.
Last song: I'm not a type for music, it distracts me from my calculations and projects, but I like jazz. Every time I'm working with Virgil on the ships he always puts his playlists and I'm content with it.
Last movie: It was a docu movie called Downfall: The Case Against Boeing. It's a very interesting movie released in 2022, talking about the Boeing 737 MAX aircrafts incidents caused by a malfunction in its operative systems. It's very interesting, I suggest you watch it.
Sweet/spicy/savoury: Savoury.
Currently working on: A project to block out flashing lights with the helmets, in hope they won't disturb the Tracy's rescues anymore.
I'm not tagging anyone, but feel free to join!
TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW BETTER !
i was tagged by @padmedala (you’re the best)
fav color: blue or white
currently reading: she who became the sun
last song: Therese by Maya Hawke (i’m the literal biggest maya hawke simp)
last movie: probably Lightyear. (I don’t watch a lot of movies but I watched this with my little brother)
sweet/spicy/savory: probably savory.
currently working on: two original wips and a couple fanfics.
@chaotically-unpoetic @roseateveils @kittykat940 @max-slayfield @crazy-together-cambria @ikwhatyouaremikewheeler @ch3rrydream @mikesbreathcatches
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hackabaker · 2 years
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Is it really faster...? It means all the tech in the Island is working slower than usual? Again?
I must have a look into it...it might take a while-
I am afraid to ask why is this PowerPoint slide in my laptop...
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@gordonthesquid?
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hackabaker · 2 years
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I am afraid to ask why is this PowerPoint slide in my laptop...
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@gordonthesquid?
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hackabaker · 2 years
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Interesting...
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hackabaker · 2 years
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That's why there's no more of them? 🤔
I might have bought some for my hiking bag, briefcase, lunch bag…
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hackabaker · 2 years
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*bolts into the now widely open and fully accessible room, just in time to witness John launching a crystal at MAX, that at least stops playing that horrid song that helped him find the way there and now beeps confused*
I-I-I'm so sorry guys! I didn't m-mean- I still have no-no idea on how to make him stop other that shutting him off!
*a thin veil of concern covers his face for just a moment before he reaches out to MAX, putting his only way to stop him in action before he goes off to bother other people, or before Gordon or Alan take that as an example and decide to put it to good (bad) use*
He r-really shouldn't be able to do that for so long...
Benefits on using MAX as an alarm clock and having to get up at 3AM every morning:
1. None. Guys, please lock your doors because, until I understand how to not go wake up other people, he'll keep doing that. I'm sorry. My alarm was broken.
2. Sorry Grandma.
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hackabaker · 2 years
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there's 117 billion people on Earth but only 7.9 of them are alive.
Uhhhh...*adjusts glasses uncomfortably, looking somewhere else*
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hackabaker · 2 years
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"Hmmm...I could use M-MAX for this experiment, but alas, if you were to casually descend from j-just below Earth's orbit at terminal velocity just to slap the chicken..." He ponders, his gaze elsewhere. "Hmmm...or m-m-maybe..."
@hackabaker surely there’s something in your lab we can use to test this theory?
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hackabaker · 2 years
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@gordonthesquid
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hackabaker · 2 years
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Benefits on using MAX as an alarm clock and having to get up at 3AM every morning:
1. None. Guys, please lock your doors because, until I understand how to not go wake up other people, he'll keep doing that. I'm sorry. My alarm was broken.
2. Sorry Grandma.
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hackabaker · 2 years
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"I c-can try...but I don't m-make miracles." He adjusts his glasses. "I'll surely t-try my best."
When he's working but you want to chat...
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@i-t-guy-in-the-sky @scott-flyboy-tracy
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hackabaker · 2 years
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He eyes Selene's phone, an idea morphing in his mind. "Get me Gordon's p-phone and I'll make all of this s-s-stop."
When he's working but you want to chat...
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@i-t-guy-in-the-sky @scott-flyboy-tracy
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