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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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[Somewhere, up in the secluded fjords, His straight senses are tingling]

#ic

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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holgerdanske:

Have you ever looked up the recipe for blue waffles?

I don’t need to learn how to make waffles. That’s what money is for, you can buy them without having any need to make them yourself.

#holgerdanske #ASDFASD'KJ #HE CAN'T BAKE AND HE WONT ADMIT IT

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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holgerdanske:

How do you even survive in the 21st century?

I find that the google library is a fascinating tool. I was told if I had questions all i had to do was ask google.

#holgerdanske #h ELP HIM #AS;DFJSAD

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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holgerdanske:

It killed a cat, didn’t it? Enjoy your second chance at walking among the living for as long as you can and don’t waste it on your fatal offspring.

Son, I don’t know what killing cats has to do about anything.

#holgerdanske #what is this modern phrase #LOL ASDFJ

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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carolinus-rex:

Okay, new plan. Take him and dump him some where and leave.

He would find his way back, trust me. I tried that once with all three of them when they were boys. Left them in the wilderness to test their survival skills and they miraculously made it out, Mogens being the first one out.

#carolinus-rex #parent of the year award goes to

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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holgerdanske:

Don’t make me laugh, you’re several centuries late to the party.

Then call it curiosity.

#holgerdanske

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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carolinus-rex replied to your post: My children may be grown, but sometimes they...

Please, take Mogens somewhere and keep him there.

Unfortunately, I’m an unsure how that would turn out. That boy isn’t so fond of me.

#carolinus-rex #heyhey

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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holgerdanske:

Who let you in.

Can’t a parent be concerned about his children?

#holgerdanske #LMAO

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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My children may be grown, but sometimes they concern me.

#@MOGENS AND THEA #SDFAS HE'S HERE

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 7 years

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[Can you sense it, Bryn’s disapproving gaze from miles away. ]

#ic #IDK #THIS OLD MAN IS STILL HERE

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 8 years

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@ofhellas

He hummed softly. He knew where she was coming from, after all. He felt like a complete stranger when he visited other lands, particularly the warmer ones.

“Preparing for the worst of winters. “ He replied. “We hunt, we go out to see to gather fish, and we make sure we have enough fur to keep us warm. I suppose to one who is not used to this weather, it can be quite challenging.” He said, giving her a long stare.

He knew she was no weak woman, she seemed strong. Strong women were always ones to be admired. He admired strong women.

“ It is cold, yet there is beauty in snow covered lands.”

#ofhellas #this is late sorry ;;

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 8 years

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And when faced with your beauty and grace, they all fade.

APH | Ancient Greece.

#Born of the goddess #Lady Greece #interests #[bc he's totally had a crush on her since forever]

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hagalhelvegen-blog · 8 years

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“It’s an exhausting ordeal. I’d have to be bribed as well. I much rather be left alone, than try to interact with others. But I was told that it’s frowned upon to be so anti social. I see nothing wrong it.”

I tried this ‘shopping’ thing with my daughter. Please don’t let me do it again.