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#CERTAINLY NOT!! #i add water OCCASIONALLY #i am from canada

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"You cant laze around all day and do nothing." My honest reaction:

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The literal translation of “lex malla, lex nulla” is “if I think the law is unjust, I’m going to tell the Clave to suck my big fat Blackthorn dick.” And I think that’s beautiful 🥰

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Unpopular (?) opinion:

When I was young and wondering why I hadn't experienced a crush yet, the internet said I was probably just a late bloomer. They urged me not to identify as aroace because I could change my mind later on.

And looking back, like… so?

If I had been a late bloomer, who cares?

I was 13. I felt comfort in the aroace community. I didn’t feel like a weirdo for once in my life, surrounded by people who were like me. But I was urged to not join these communities until I became an adult in case I changed my mind about being ace. So I didn’t. And I paid for that.

Who cares? If you’re young and feel like you’re aroace, then you’re aroace. If you “change your mind” later, it’s okay. No one is going to be born and know themselves 100%. I genuinely thought I was alloromantic once, but now know I’m not.

Speaking from experience, I would rather have kids be “wrong” about their sexuality than feel like they have no place of belonging.

We shouldn’t gatekeep aroace folk because of their age. It hurts. It makes kids feel like they are the freaks society tells them they are.

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sadly the only copy of s10 of thg i found is in the spanish dub but the only thing theyre saying is i love you and i know thats not right so can someone hook me up with their panem plus pleasee

#PANOOGLE

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im so sorry what do you mean "too woke for sex"

Where’s the downside to this?

#literally its always old people who are weird about sex anyways #calm down

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Officer: You’re under arrest for traveling with three people on a motorcycle at once. As this is reck-

Matthew: Wait, three???

Officer: Yes? You, Mr. Herondale, and Mr. Lightwood. That’s three.

Matthew:

Matthew: Thomas fucking fell off.

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People who say this are literally saying that they prefer for the workers to all be inexperienced and desperately looking for other jobs. But they somehow also expect good service.

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Don’t know who this quote is by but it’s been stuck in my brain like a leech for days

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Has anyone in your family ever been on tv?

Thanks for sending in Anon 😊

#yeah #me

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Percy: Guys, I have something to tell you

The Seven + Nico + Reyna: okay

Percy: I think i'm bi

The Seven + Nico + Reyna: ....

Luke literally six feet under: .......

Beckendorf and Silena literally in Elysium: .....

Ethan where ever he is in Hell: .....

Jason, recently dead: .....

Percy: what?

Nico: you didn't know?

Percy: and you did????

Literally everyone else: YES?!??

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#I USED TO BUT I HAD TO GIVE IT UP BECAUSE MY ENTIRE BODY WOULD START QUIVERING #getting back into it though