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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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We don’t bully Sauron enough for being such a FUCKING instagram villain that he’d only ever steal black horses from the Rohirrim, like he really in canon passed over herds of perfectly good load-bearing horses just for aesthetic fidelity

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It never ends

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day 1534

#urgh i was top pic today #but its a 3 day weekend so i can do it monday #im out tomorrow #tbf i did finish my washing up ans do some laundry and do a food shop #but none of those things were on my list of priorities

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love how phoenix is like "😔 nobody understands him... but me 💅" and franziska's response is "lmao yeah cause he's a bitch"

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#i do love how romance languages and english can kinda have a decent guess about whats being said in each others language #like content words (nouns verbs adjectives) are usually fairly similar its the grammar that fucks you up

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Had a sudden brainworm about both of them in cowboy outfits.... western AU klapollo.... hooo boi

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#any excuse to get more horse content in my fandom spaces #jesus christ klavier tho hes going to kill us

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❹.

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Knowledge is empowering

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#now fire and glaze that shit and put it in the tate modern

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I am Trucy enjoyer first and human being second

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Judging from official art drunk Phoenix is either happy little guy or eepy and I don’t have a conclusion I just think it’s cute

#honestly me

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Listening to that video of a brain surgeon answering twitter questions, he started talking about how they close the skull back up after and I go LIGHT HEADED

(I was stood up to moisturise)

I legit had to sit down, felt faint, sick, Jesus christ

#apparently vrain surgery is my limit

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me: I'll be healthy and make salmon with rice and veggies

the goblin controlling my stomach: no veggies, no fish, only carbs

#food #just cant be arsed #OOOH! BUT I DO HAVE CURRY I CAN MICROWAVE #the day is saved. say thank you to instant meals

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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Must have accessories for the fashionable girl on the go!

lead pipe

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All the pokeattorney AU pieces compiled in one place. Eh, didn't realize I drew so much of it. Side note: yes, that's a Yamper. Good eye on those who noticed! ahahah