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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

#wait THAT’S what jaywalking is?????????

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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i think more people should imagine kepler as trans. its funny

#wolf 359

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isnt it so fucked up that hte worst angel had the cuntiest death wings

#spn

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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don’t sit on that bed misha. that’s too fag and homo

#spn

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#i love seeing an influx of ‘spn movie incoming’ posts now that misha has accused the cw of being homophobic #i know destiel canon events always make people go crazy but this particular one is so funny #(i mean. i also think it’s happening. but still) #spn

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many fortuitous years of basking in the poly marriage bi wife energy shroud of ambiguous sexuality has resulted in misha collins unable to resist the sweet sweet call of making rpf jokes about himself and his male costar

#honestly i’m sure there’s so much discourse about it but it’s so funny to me. let the man says slurs he earned it #he experienced workplace homophobia so long idc if he came out as straight he’s honorarily queer to me #and even if you disagree. consider. it’s so fucking funny #spn

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a while ago i saw an anti-cnc meme that went something like "if your boyfriend learns not to stop at "no", do you really think he's gonna stop at Pineapple?" and ive been thinking about it a lot. like, it assumes that words have some kind of mystical meta-meaning that persists in all contexts, that if we discard the word "no" we also discard the concept of saying no in a symbolic sense. It's a lingually prescriptivist argument in disguise.

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also hope he realizes that in saying destiel wouldve fucked had the cw not been homophobic, he is implicating jensen ackles as homophobia central in any future iterations of supernatural in which jensen ackles produces and destiel does not go canon

#cackling #spn

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i know it literally doesnt matter in the slightest but its very important to me that angel blades break the geneva conventions

#tbf i think we’ve established cas as a war criminal for. a while #you people remember lily sunder right?? #spn

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Hey so uh when’s destiel becoming canon again? It’s getting kinda quiet around here

#spn

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how is there still drama in the spn fandom 4 FUCKING YEARS after it ended. every other week something new comes out. like HOW

#misha desperately keeping the fandom alive by going onstage and saying buckwild shit then leaving #sometimes not even onstage. sometimes he just gets the urge to stir drama and picks up twitter #spn

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starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight

#spn