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XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995–2001) Season 6, Episode 3, 'Heart of Darkness'

#Yeah #xena warrior princess

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The companions on whether they are morning people or not

Lae'zel: absolutely a morning person are you kidding me? She was raised in the military. She's never heard of sleeping in. That's for weak ghaik. Is consistently annoyed when the other companions sleep in. 

Wyll: morning person but likes to sleep in when he can. But he's always frickin doing Stuff™ so he can't. Monsters don't sleep in so neither can he. He likes early morning cuddles though. 

Shadowheart: a completely unpredictable force. The kinda person you find awake at 4 AM and there's no way to know if they just got up or stayed up. Gets up early and stays up late and goes to bed early and sleeps in late completely indiscriminately. 

Gale: the furthest from a morning person you can get. This guy was up until 3 reading random academic disputations in a field he does not study. If he doesn't have to, he's not getting up. 

Astarion: The Morning Person. beats Lae'zel out for "gets up insufferably early". On one hand, he has an advantage because he doesn't need to sleep like anyone else, but mainly he likes watching the sunrise every morning after not having it for two centuries, and it's very upsetting for him when he misses it. 

Karlach: she is not a morning person or a night owl she is A Sleeper™. She's eepy. She can get up early (not a lot of safe sleeping in the Hells), but now that she's out she's not getting up unless there's an massive disaster. Will sleep anywhere. Big snorer.

#The most correct take I've ever seen #bg3

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wyll in elegant robes...

(lines-only version undercut)

#THIS IS GORGEOUS #CLAWING THE WALLS #CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR #WEEPING SOBBING THROWING UP #HE'S SO BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL #Wow he looks amazing in those robes I need to tear them off of him with my teeth #Wyll Ravengard #My beautiful wife

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If Astarion can reference Edgar Allen Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart in game then I think Wyll can quote the works of famous bard William Shakespeare

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What if Wyll's name was short for Wyllbur. Like that guy from Charlotte Web

#Bg3 #Wyll Ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 memes

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Wyll Ravengard be like *cough into mic*

Advocatus Diablondeeznuts

#Stoppppppp this is so bad 😭 #I could see him saying that yeah #Once someone teaches Wyll the deez nutz joke it's over for faerun #Wyll Ravengard

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Pretend I added a cool caption bc I cant think of anything

#Divie this is how Wil and I look at your haters btw #This is also how we look at that fuckass guy you work with who won't back the fuck off I'll kill him #Anyways I LOVE YOUR VERSION OF JILL RAAAAAHHHHHHH #God she's hot #Jill Valentine #leon kennedy

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jill would have fought the whole fall down that cliff

she woud have angled herself so wesker took the brunt of the fall, she would have taken her knife and went at him

i think jill 100% injured him pretty decently on the way down before both of them landed

#This is canon to me #Jill Valentine

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#strawberry cherry and orange #only fruits I will never turn down #also raspberries

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It's a good thing none of my friends ask me about baldur's gate 3 because I'd be soooo petty about it and end up just confusing them more

#“who's the big beefy bear character” #“That's Karlach. Oh wait... You mean the guy everyone SAYS is big and strong but he actually only has a strength of 10??? Halsin 😒” #“halsin is so big and strong” Karlach and Lae'zel's starting strengths of *17* would beg to fucking differ #I'm genuinely so sick of this #SHADOWHEART HAS MORE STRENGTH THAN HALSIN. SHADOWHEART. #Where are her FUCKING MUSCLES LARIAN #“who's the pretty boy everyome loves so much” “Wyll 🥰 oh... You meant that ugly white bitch astarion.... 🙄😒” #Etc etc #Bg3

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Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

#PISSIGNGNAHDGANDJGHDAJHFSS

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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

#Sorry I keep reblogging religious posts but this. This is it.

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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

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i hate having underrated characters as my favorite. what do you mean there's only wattpad fanfiction of that guy? i refuse to go there again at all costs .

#Me but with Adalice #Wdym there's only 2 fics published #And they're MY FICS

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Haha. I just cleaned my room. And by cleaning my room. Well. Let’s just say. I organised One Table

#Me

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#Me when someone says they're reading Another Time #Heheheg yay keep me posted... 👀

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Now whose the Sancho and whose the Don Quixote in this relationship

#HELPMENDMDJEMA