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#tomgreg classic

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very funny that when will imagines abigail he just puts her in his clothes. he doesn't really have time to think about that rn

#he said i love my daughter i need her to share in my insane fishing vest drip

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they thought the idea was fun until someone asked about their costumes

#can’t make a tomlette without breaking a few greggs

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well my abigail hobbs hot take is that she understands alana as a shade of her mother (kind but blind, ineffectual and powerless), hannibal as a shade of her father (the monster who protects her and kills her in equal measures), and will as a mirror of herself (which is why she is repulsed and frightened by him despite all his efforts to connect with her)

#oh nooooo period tho

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do the 14 year olds who made all those hannibal music videos back in 2015 set to like you belong with me by taylor swift know that they’re single handedly saving me from ending it all rn

#ngl i am going through an extremely difficult and emotional time in my life but we’re always gonna have cruel summer hannibal’s version

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

#that’s me sowwy

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#look at my posts boy

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You’re in his DM’s, I’m incorrectly drawing clocks in his office while I don’t notice him staring at me with barely contained lust

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“We were all sad to see Will Graham go. His metaphors were paying for the pinball machine in the crime lab.”

#i’m the walmart brand tampons unable to offer sufficient protection

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#hannibal’s pretty guard dog 🔛🔝 #let’s be so real he’s in no way mysterious his whole life is on tattlecrime.gov

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nbc hannibal

#nbc hannibal

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The tragic gays occupying my heart. Artwork by me <3

| "I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it."

"Didn't I?"

#yall mfs mind if me and my boybestfriend share a sexually charged embrace while he stabs me w a weirdly dick shaped knife

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​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery

#hannibal lecter

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

#of course u would think this willgrahamscock

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#hurray for the riff raff :)

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‘He...mostly he eats the rude. He also has a perception that if you truly love someone or something, you need...you need...you need them to be inside of you.’ - Mads Mikkelsen on Hannibal @ Como Fun 2024

#i share this belief #great to see mads mikkelsen still writing hannibal poetry in the year 2024

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the usamerican medical system is such a joke. i went to urgent care and the doctor just wrote "over the pants handy in jeans" on the prescription pad without even telling me if i'm supposed to be giving or receiving

#will graham going to therapy