hamletthesanedane

[hamletthesanedane]

Fuck you.

my nephew Hamlet is soo fucking anoying LOL. maybe if i dress as a ghost i can get him to kill himself &many others

#hamlet reblogs #shakespeare shitposting #the fresh prince of denmark #hamlet #uncle daddy claudius

[hamletthesanedane]

Walking across the frozen Lake Reschensee to the church tower of the drowned village of Graun, Italy (via here) 

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They don’t let me in the club anymore after they let me DJ, but I monologued for four hours instead.

i want to make a "he should've been at the club" post about hamlet but there's so much controversy about his actual age that i can't while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

#shakespeare shitposting #the fresh prince of denmark #hamlet reblogs

[hamletthesanedane]

Illustrations from Shakespeare's Hamlet by John Austen (1922)

#fan art #hamlet

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Anyone heard from Reynaldo??? His employer died under utterly unremarkable circumstances and Horatio has his paycheck.

Also he’s fired. Laertes is back in Denmark trying to kill me, so he’s a shitty spy anyway.

#shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #to be or not to be tuesday #reynaldo

[hamletthesanedane]

Where was this wise meme after I murdered Polonius?

oh sunk-cost fallacy we're really in it now

#hamlet reblogs #shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #tedious old fool #meme thievery

[hamletthesanedane]

Hate it when my mommy issues get in the way of my very cool and most manly vengeance plot.

#why are women like this ??? #shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #aunt mother gertrude

[hamletthesanedane]

Show me how noble and worthy thou art, relative to a cursèd prince.

#shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #thieved a meme

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I know that I am all those things, my good Lord, just as well that I know you are a fishmonger.

I nominate Horatio for the position. He is the only sane inmate left in the putrid prison of Denmark. Just don’t have Reynaldo do it again. He suuuucccked.

I can’t even talk to a woman without the urge to kill myself or another man.

#tedious old fool #shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #hamlet reblogs #emotional support horatio

[hamletthesanedane]

I didn’t need cohorts, for it takes only one dagger to stab a rat. RIP to Brutus but I’m built different.

Polonius once played Julius Caesar onstage in college, so while it was a totally tragic accident, you must admit the fact that I stabbed him to death is very funny.

#hamlet #shakespeare shitposting #polonius the aged theater kid #the fresh prince of denmark #tedious old fool #hamlet reblogs #julius caesar

[hamletthesanedane]

It’s always “to be” this or “not to be” that. It’s never “how to be” these days.

#shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #to be or not to be tuesday

[hamletthesanedane]

I shall no longer be feigning madness. Doing it for real this time.

#shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #method to my madness

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Told me I was a pussy for being sad about my dead dad, whomst he literally assassinated 🙄

Still can’t believe Claudius married his dead brother’s widow and then (publically!) told his nephew it was gay of him to wear mourning clothes to the wedding

#my family is so fucked #hamlet #shakespeare shitposting #the fresh prince of denmark #hamlet reblogs #uncle daddy claudius

[hamletthesanedane]

That reminds me, do not let her walk in the sun.

Horatio would have clapped for my suicide monologue, Ophelia, but you’re just here to dump me. Whore!

#hamlet #shakespeare shitposting #the fresh prince of denmark #polonius the fishmonger #ophelia come back bb i’m sowry

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I leave behind a wounded name, only the noble and worthy Hamlet the Hamster can redeem it.

losing my mind at this gem i found on reddit

#hamlet #shakespeare #shakespeare shitposting #the fresh prince of denmark #hamlet reblogs

[hamletthesanedane]

Can relate. I feigned madness so hard that everyone believed me! Now I “can’t be trusted.” So irritating.

my introductory paragraph insisting upon my sanity and denouncing all those who would insinuate my madness is raising a lot of questions in the reader already answered by my paragraph

#shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #hamlet reblogs #antic disposition

[hamletthesanedane]

My vengeful purpose might be blunted, but my determination to make jokes instead of confessing to murder endures forever.

#shakespeare shitposting #hamlet #the fresh prince of denmark #to be or not to be tuesday #tbf it was an accident #pay no attention to the corpse behind the curtain