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its wild on how the Bird App there's a group of literally white supremacists/nazis who use warhammer as a front for their fascism. like I get called a degenerate for drawing a big woman in armor, I go to their page and its all "women should be specifically bred" and "death to black people" like I don't think Im the evil one here??

#its WILD #like there's mostly chill people who just like silly warham memes #but there's a loud minority who are very aggressive in harassing people #to the point of doxxing and actively trying to get trans and minorities killed irl #I cant believe tumblr is the more chill space in this scenario but here we are

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BIG WOMAN!!!

#40k #warhammer 40k #warhammer #adeptus custodes

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It's hard saying goodbye to a pet, even when you know its coming. Goodbye Schnoodles, you funky little eel. Reigning heavyweight champ of the fish tank, happy and fat and loved. Thank you for bringing joy to my life and letting me hand feed you. Thank you for not biting me even when I fed you late. Thank you for trusting me to pick you up and put you in the net even when you weren't feeling great. Thank you for living even when I forgot to feed you or let the tank get dirty when I was depressed. Thank you for surviving through all my faults and failings and still being the happiest little water noodle ever. I'll miss you.

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I keep seeing RUDE memes comparing the new Dune sandworms to buttholes or fleshlights and I will not be that mean to them but I will say they just look wrong without the "petals."

It's just not as visually cool or iconic a design at all, and if they really wanted to change it up, they could've just drawn from a different kind of nematode! Because a lot of nematodes do have the three flappy jaws:

But a lot of other nematodes just already look like someone tried too hard to make an alien worm monster look completely rad and awesome:

All you other people with giant worms in your games or comics or other fiction should also take a minute to look at some good quality 'todes

#dune #YES EXACTLY!!! #the worm designs made me so mad #I hate how they're teeth tubes #also I feel like...the design takes the life out of them if that makes sense #like the og designs makes them look like actual animals/creatures that are alive #meanwhile the new movie design makes them feel more like brainless organisms #there's a detachment there and I dont like it #because you're supposed to care about the wormies and what happens to them

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old man yaoi

#htp #h:tp #hunter: the parenting #big d #i loved ep 4 so much you guys #Big D and all his exes

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have y'all seen like, 3D representations of the primarchs in comparison to a regular ass person

height comparison between a 5'1" (154ish cm) woman and the theorized height of Leman Russ which is about 12'6" (381 cm)

#warhammer 40k #I wouldn't even need a bed I could just lay on a primarch #heavy breathing

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Typical Warhammer Couple

#warhammer 40k #40k #warhammer #warhammy #my ocs rya domineri #and her kriegsman :3

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Sol Hasra, chapter master of the Ophidan Blades, taking a lil bath :3

#warhammer 40k #40k #astartes #homebrew chapter #would you take a bath with him? :3

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WIP chapter master and his wee babby

#40k #warhammer 40k #homebrew chapter #astartes

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milf marine apothecary :3

#warhammer #apothecary #space marine #warhammy #:3c

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hi he's here to fight you

#warhammer #khorn #warhammy

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“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

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ok so you support the disabled, disordered, and mentally ill. but are you normal when someone takes long to respond to you? or if they have a hard time listening to you? when someone has a hard time giving you their attention? or when their manners aren’t perfect? or when someone makes mistakes that may be obvious or simple to you? or when someone talks loudly or “causes a scene?” are you normal when people have to think really hard to explain things? or when they have a hard time putting their thoughts into words?

are you normal when people’s hair is unkempt or oily or visibly unbrushed? or when their face might be full of acne? or when they don’t have deodorant on for one reason or another? how about if their clothes are dirty? 

are you normal about disabled/disordered/mentally ill people when they make you a little uncomfortable?

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Iridescent Palatine Macaron

Serving on behalf of the Canoness, the Iridescent Palatine is tasked at leading her Sisters through the frays of battle. Even in the face of all that is unjust, abhorrent and evil, her gaze of compassion and indomitable will to take on every hardship remain unshaken.

Part of the Order of the Iridescent Heart, a homebrew Order of the Adepta Sororitas.

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#god i love crusty old men #just wanna smooch em #this might be about ghost #who knows

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This codicier is asking you out on a date to the Librarius do you accept Y/N he'll do tarot for yoooouuuu (as long as you're not a stinky heretic)

#warhammer 40k #40k #warhammer oc #carmy warmy

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Got a new baby today and he's already making friends!

#warhammer 40k #40k #warhammy