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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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How could I forget?

my poor, innocent tumblr mutuals/discord friends get the WORST 2am status updates.

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Happy (belated) birthday to this tweet, and this tweet alone.

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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having a crush is so mortifying. yes i want you so bad and yes thinking about you makes me sick. someone needs to beat me on the head with a hammer

#thankful to have had one crush ever #it was embarrassing #like GET A GRIP. that's a MAN you're looking at

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THIS HAPPENED IN MY COLLEGE ANIMAL SCIENCE CLASS. A SIXTY YEAR OLD MAN ASKED HOW THEY KNOW THERE AREN'T BABY CHICKENS IN THE EGGS. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO MALES INVOLVED

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

#couldnt tag this it needs big font

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Slightly domestic ironstrange even through all their hectic life and schedules plus America being a little shit. They weren't expected a gathering of them both each weekdays making America absorb Peter's pranks. Even if Peter isn't in the Sanctum or Kamar-Taj they still couldn't get a peaceful day when America is there

This is probably not exactly what you were looking for, but prompts are prompts and this is what my brain spat out in response to this one. America is a child here because that’s where my brain went.

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“Uncle Rhodey!” America shouts, and runs through the portal, plastering herself to his legs and raising her arms to throw them around his waist.

“Hey, kiddo,” Rhodey chuckles, tousling her hair. He looks up at Tony and Stephen. “I’ve got this,” he reassures them. Then, with a smirk, “You two enjoy your adult time.”

Tony chuckles and waggles his eyebrows. “Oh, we will.”

They chorus goodbye to America and Stephen closes the portal with a wave and a woosh.

The silence in the penthouse just about echoes. Stephen casts a hopeful look at Tony. “Sleep?”

“Sleep,” Tony confirms, sighing happily.

#THEY’RE SO ME #excusing myself from the party to go nap

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"let's get a dog"

"we literally have 13 alpacas"

fluff/crack

Tony cooed over the video Peter had sent to the group chat of the fluff ball of a dog running on tiny legs. “Let’s get a dog.”

Stephen looked up from where he was tossing a salad for dinner. “We literally have thirteen alpacas,” he said flatly. “We’re not getting a dog.”

“We have one alpaca,” Tony argued. “Gerald. I don’t know what those magical abominations you brought home are, but they’re not alpacas.” Sure, they looked like alpacas whenever anyone visited. But they weren’t. No one believed Tony when he said they were demon creatures.

Tony didn’t know where the tentacles, wings, and fangs disappeared to when they had guests. Stephen had hidden the books that would tell Tony more. Tony suspected Stephen was waiting for the abominations to grow on Tony before he revealed they were something mildly terrifying. 

Tony was onto him. 

Unfortunately, the demon alpacas were kind of adorable when they wanted to be.

“I don’t think my ‘magical abominations’ want to share space with a dog,” Stephen said. “They were here first.”

Tony considered the situation. “What about a demon dog?”

Stephen paused. “Huh.” His eyes brightened with an idea. “I have the perfect thing.”

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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

Occupational Hazards has taken up my writing brain for so long that I barely remember what else I’ve written 🥲

Wait, new problem. I’m looking at my ao3 and most of my fics are old and I don’t even like them that much anymore 😭 looking back on old work is always tough but it’s because I’ve improved, right? I hope that’s why.

Occupational Hazards

(7k, Ironstrange, h/c, comedy)

I worked HARD on this one and I’m proud of it. It’s my longest fic at 7k and it’s got 69 kudos right now. My favorite tag on it is “Petplay mention (approved by management)”. It’s a gift fic and the recipient okayed my petplay joke.

2. When you’re drunk, every idea is a good idea

(1k, Tony and Scott, crack-ish)

I had so much fun writing this one but it hasn’t gotten much attention. Uncommon pairing I guess. It’s just Tony and Scott getting drunk and doing dumb shit. It’s fun. Favorite tag: “non-sexual whipped cream”.

3. Is Garlic Bread A Concern?

(3k, Ironstrange, h/c mostly?)

This one’s two years old but it gets extra points for being a vampire fic. For all my obsession with vampire Stephen, I’ve only written one vampire fic. Favorite tags: “Blood, obviously”.

4. Pain’s an old friend

(2k, Ironstrange, h/c)

One of the old ones but I don’t hate it. I mean, two years isn’t really that old but it feels old to me. That’s when I started posting things. This was like, my fourth fic. This one has one of my favorite comments, “I think I found the single most depressing Stephen Strange line ever...”.

5. Ulterior Motives

300, Ironstrange, smut that serves as comedy and is not sexy at all

Did you know that 50% of men over 50 have an enlarged prostate? Do you want to read what I wrote after learning that? Favorite tag: “I want you to remember this when I inevitably climb on my bottom Stephen soapbox”.

You know, when I started posting I thought I’d write a lot of h/c since that’s my favorite thing to read. But I’ve written so many silly little fun things. I have a million h/c wips, so I think it’s because I’m more likely to finish something exciting and funny. Curse my adhd! I can finish fun, quick, entertaining stories much easier, I guess. I get a shiny new crack idea and it takes over my mind. If you catch me writing a long fic it’s safe to assume I’ve been possessed.

Thanks for the ask!! Sorry I’ve been gone lately, I don’t even have a good reason.

#answered #harpy’s fics #ironstrange #ironstrange fic

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You're not supposed to be this good at lying to me.

Hurt/comfort

“You’re not supposed to be this good at lying to me.” 

Tony sat next to Stephen on their bed, keeping space between them. Tony wasn’t sure if it was the act of lying or the lie Stephen had chosen—I don’t need you—that hung between them.

Stephen glanced at him. “Not nice being on the other side of the situation, is it,” Stephen said, tone stiff. Stephen always got defensive before he got apologetic.

“That’s it? Revenge?” Tony asked; his frustration flared. “I lied to you, you lie to me? I thought we were above that.”

Thought they’d agreed that they’d clear the air instead of getting bitter.

Stephen slumped forward to bury his face in his hands. His next words were muffled but Tony heard the quiet “—didn’t know how—” and filled in the blanks.

His frustration faded. Because he understood. Tony never lied out of spite, not to Stephen. He lied because he didn’t know how to tell the truth. How to be vulnerable. How to open himself to weakness.

What a pair of pretty liars they made.

“Try. Please.”

Stephen’s words, when they came, ached with honesty. “I can’t do this alone, Tony. I need help.”

#OH MY GOD THIS #THIS ROGHT HERE #MASTERPIECE #THIS *SPECIFIC* THEME IS SO SO SO GOOD #not bc I relate at all… hahah… #LOVE THIS FOR THEM

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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

#NOT EVELYN #PLEASE NO. SHE SENDS COOKIES IN THE MAIL