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Animation I did for an school assigment😋 I'm really proud of this one

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i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc 

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INCORRECT QUOTE BREYNOLDS

Brimsley: Reynolds kissed me!

Agatha Danbury: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Brimsley : It was unbelievable!

Agatha Danbury: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Queen Charlotte: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Lady Danbury, get the tea and light the candles. Brimsley, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Brimsley: Oh, it ended VERY well!

Agatha Danbury: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Queen Charlotte: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Brimsley: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Queen Charlotte: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Brimsley : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair!

Agatha Danbury and Queen Charlotte: tell us more, more!

*meanwhile*

Reynolds while walking behind King George: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

King George: Tongue?

Reynolds: yes your majesty.

King George: Cool.

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Lady Danbury telling Violet through Gardening metaphors that she fucked her dad is such an icon move

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I am fascinated by how, in the Bridgerton Extanded Universe, everyone is in a period drama EXCEPT the Bridgerton family, who is in a romantic comedy.

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all these visible lesbians and i still don’t have a visible gf 😭😭😩

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There are only two types of lesbians

And none of them can sit up straight.

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Im so sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing

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exams are fucking with my media consumption because

a. why have i not had time to watch dead boy detectives yet

b. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT NEIL GAIMAN WROTE DEAD BOY DETECTIVES???? THIS COOL NEW SHOW COMES OUT AND I JUST FIND OUT THAT HE WROTE IT??????????

#dead boy detectives #neil gaiman

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Macklemore just dropped a song protesting for a ceasefire on Palestine, and all of the streaming money is going to UNRWA!

#macklemore #free palestine

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If you need me, I'm over here learning the history of hip hop because Kendrick Lamar just murdered a man.

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5 months into 2024 and we get rap queen Megan Thee Stallion burying Nikki Minaj in a shallow unmarked grave and rap king Kendrick Lamar shooting Drake out of a cannon into the sun. HIP HOP IS BACK BABY

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the ultimatum's biggest takeaway til now is that we need more lesbian media. it's just better

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Giving us trashy television as shameful and embarrassing as the straights is true equality.

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Wait I can post this now

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Why did my cat just meow?

Ambitions toward global domination, usually.

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*