why hasn’t science made cigarettes that dont do anything to you. dont even need it to be healthy just make it do nothing 😡
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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college
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if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke
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sucks that if you show someone your cool new bruise they usually say something like "yeowch!" or "oh no how did you get that?" instead of ooh so pretty i like the shape & colors
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when u google image kyle maclachlan it’s always him doing weird shit and i love it so much
kyle
kyle r u ok
wat
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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fuck college i am not built for this. i was supposed to be herding cows in the foothills of some big fucking mountains or something. i should be on a horse right now
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
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rip dr house you would have loved to say ‘because of woke’ 😢💔
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i feel like the pixies and car seat headrest are really similar. i can't elaborate further on this except that break my body came on shuffle right after destroyed by hippie powers and it just makes sense to me
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Late night with the Devil (2023)
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