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guys I have the power to make polls

#you all know what i am

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Alan Alda and Mike Farrell playing Hawkeye and BJ for the first time in 40 years, as written by chatGPT for Alan's science podcast Clear and Vivid

#this sent me to hell

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MASH GIRLIES. WHAT THE FUCK

#NEW BEEJHAWK CONTENT IN 2023??? FUCKING 2023????? #alan alda #m*a*s*h

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Charles deserved worse

#king? yes #winchester? also yes but no because i love him your honor

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i know this is out of context but well she says so many things that could be taken out of context

#shes literally transmasc and shes also a butch lesbian. and shes non binary. shes a gay man

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Well other than that Dr Pierce how was the bus ride

#posts that have 10k to me

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that's so cool that you named an OC after BJ! I mean what are the odds, an OC named BJ Hunnicutt!

i'm usually pretty bad at reading tone but i'm 98% certain this is a passive aggressive jab at my personal interpretation of a character from a show that went off air 39 years ago and that's quite frankly hilarious

#if thats not the intention then my bad but not being clear about tone with my autism is a risky game #if it IS the intention i'm framing this ask and putting it on my wall #he is my oc btw. nobody except me and mike farrell understand him #mash

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reblog and tag what is “your” video game, aka the game you could make an entire video essay on it, mines acnl

#dragon quest ix or alternatively pokemon platinum

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I love reading about ppl who lied that they were over 18 or whatever age so that they could join the armed forces like that could notttttttttt be me I’d be 39 rolling up to the draft office during WWI fake red sharpie acne on my face falsetto voice pretending I was a lad of 16.5

#my grandpa faked his age to join ww2 at 17 #i (22) fake being 16 so i can ride the bus for less money

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finishing “goodbye farewell and amen” and then immediately restarting S1E1 for some self administered therapy but also trauma whiplash

#resetting the time loop manually i see

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so... when are we going to talk about how the all clock symbolism in goncharov, when compared to the theme of all the characters having an unavoidable fate, implies that the movie takes place in a time loop? that's why the characters are all so resigned to their tragic ends, they've lived it all a hundred times before, even if they aren't aware of it. literally the movie of all time.

#mash time loop theory can be applied to anything if you try hard enough #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #martin scorsese

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#h #hawkey #gets shot

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nothing brings me more joy than critically engaging with media that was clearly not designed with critical engagement in mind. it’s the media studies equivalent of like, idk, trying to skateboard up a flight of stairs.

#mashblr gay bj truthers <3 #we are skateboarding up a brick wall

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i think that fundamentally people are wrong when they yell at hawkeye unless the person yelling at him is a woman in which case they are 100% justified bc hawkeyes original sin is misogyny. and margaret is right when she yells at people unless the person she’s yelling at is klinger radar or sometimes one of the nurses in which case she’s wrong bc margarets original sin is actually believing in the army

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i think my favorite m*a*s*h episode is was the one where bj beat frank to death with a rock for 20 minutes straight then gaslighted the whole camp into thinking he never existed - literally the spiritual successor to tuttle and a major #girlboss moment

#great post because bj would make this post abt himself

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are you ok bj

#honk