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FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

#poop typo from batmanshole

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How the actual fuck did you manage that

Um excuse me, it's called self-love 😤

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Are you saying a ginger bred this man

*deep heavy sigh* This ginger's the one that got bred, man

#i am psychically overcooking your pasta #ask #tighnarithebotanynerd

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Of course you're the orange cat. Ginger in every life, i see

I only accept the best

#ask #tighnarithebotanynerd

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People will really watch horror movies or play horror games and then get offended if there are Horrors

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I see jokes about the Panera lemonade but no guys.. it actually killed someone.

The guy NEVER had caffeine due to health issues. He loved going to that Panera and they did not warn him. He had no way to know where was like a level of 380mg of caffeine in his drink. The equivalent of drinking like 4 redbulls if I remember correctly. The FDA recommends 400mg as the level max per day. (A shot of expresso is 65mg for context)

Panera KILLED this man with what he thought was a simple regular lemonade.

Apparently it ALSO killed a young girl with a heart condition

STOP BUYING THIS DRINK FOR A MEME

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made a standee and charm designs for them! 💜🧡

✦ can be found here!

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cold season is heree! ❄️

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can't believe I've never drawn this meme before

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Okay but this honestly goes hard though

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Henry Kissinger is DEAD, fucking party at my place y'all 🥳🥳🥳

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By the way, there's a petition to have Biden arrested for his support of the genocide in Gaza

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not to be an old cranky leftist but going forward i think those of us who live in the us need to remember a protest is not a group powerwalk to register polite disapproval with those in power

a protest is an implied threat. a protest says there are a lot of us, and we do not like what you’re doing. we are giving you a chance to course correct before we take things to the next level.

if there’s no shared commitment to the potential of moving to that next level: a protest is useless and essentially just public performance art.

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DON'T!! LOOK!!! AT!!! A GAY MAN'S PHONE!!! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE GAY SHIT!!

WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?!?!?!

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I'm going to need liberals to fucking think before they speak. I know we all got used to conservatives saying the quiet part loud, but that doesn't mean that I can't still hear YOU when you whisper. And boy, have you lot been whispering.

Your whispers quietly mock the contribution of immigrants—"their food isn't American culture, it doesn't count" and you sweep it under the rug with boyish charm.

Your whispers underscore heritage—"you're Native American? The only way you got that blood is because the colonizers weren't nice to women, so it doesn't count, bazinga" Erase erase erase. Forget the rug, we need to carpet the whole house to hide your accusations.

Don't forget those whispers you make with smug pride—"she's so beautiful, I didn't even know she was trans!" Hm. Tell me how you feel about the ones you CAN tell are trans. This is the same formula you used to say to black women. "Oh you're pretty for a black girl!" Want to take a moment and actually think about what you just said? Want to digest your words before you vomit them back out, want to actually care about other people instead of just drifting to the newest trend of acceptance and not fully comprehending how to actually accept people?

I've got a million of these. "Girl math is when I return items I bought while shopping, it's free money! Lol!" Do I even have to say it? Do I even have to explain?

"Girl dinner is when you steal your boyfriend's fries, because you're watching your weight because you're terrified he won't love you if your fat, because we still demonize being fat, but anyways, the calories don't count if they come from his plate!" Think. I am begging you to chew your ideas before you swallow them and see if you can find the pill hidden inside.

"Women are goddesses! Women are savages!" I see you lot are still ping-ponging around the word human. If this is a true pendulum swing, why is there not a time when you finally admit that women possess humanity?

Think. Your whispers are becoming so loud. Think about what you are saying.

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Me looking at my flat ass: it's her ...bad bitch....

Big butts vs small butts this, small butts vs big butts that, why are y'all so determined to pin two bad bitches against each other