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He was about to kill you, Lex. Or divulge something you didn't want me to know.

— SMALLVILLE, "Forever" (4.21)

+ bonus from "Arctic" (7.20):

#the way I saw Jensen ackles and thought this was a manip for a sec #I was like how did someone make a smallville supernatural crossover gif set #literally forgot he was on the show #anyway LOVE Lex being the king of I can’t read suddenly I don’t know #smallville

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so much of twilight is bella purposefully "killing time." no friends, no particular interests, no hobbies... allegedly she's a book girl but like. other than wuthering heights and maybe shakespeare she never references anything. she's not particularly well spoken or ingenious. she doesn't seem to think much about the future nor the past. edward wanted to read her thoughts but if he'd tuned in it'd just be like [elevator music]. for the record this is the opposite of a negative post i would not change a single thing about her. girl you didn't need a freak boyfriend you needed 40 mg of prozac twice daily

#no she’s so real #twilight

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Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

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"stardew valley is a relaxing game" genuinely we are not having the same experience

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Hozier making Unknown / Nth

❝ Where you were held frozen like an angel to me. ❞

#re: prev i also thought this was a team rocket shirt

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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

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Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist. 

instagram / patreon / portfolio / etsy / my book / redbubble

#I’ve quoted this at work

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photographer: Sugar McD // model: Jordan Underwood (they/he)

#these are amazing!!!!!! #insp

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Our queen

#this made me wanna cry

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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What if I told you none of it was accidental and the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me?

#real #yoi

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body paintings by Karen Turner

#YEAH!!!!!!!! #insp

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happy lesbian visibility week

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy