Thinking about the wild macaques we saw in Kyoto last fall✨🍃🤎
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I love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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best friends help i cant decide which is cuter,,, ,
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“it’s up to you” no thanks, i’m indecisive
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this
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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
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We Love Katamari (PS2, 2005)
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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if you didnt want me to empathize/ask questions about your fictional monster why did you make it born into circumstances outside of its control that make everyone believe it is intrinsically evil. you expect me to buy that something is born into evil regardless of its choices or actions and its not those that describe it/made it that way r who i should be questioning??
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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bastard’s degree
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and what if he IS my little princess??? then what.
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